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You are posting in some other thread, not giving any thought to your wish, when SeFRo sneaks up behind you and garrotes you as you type, then posts on this thread as you. But none of us know that it is SeFRo and not you. I wish I had no tongue.

This angered Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth, the ancient god of acorn music.

Architeuthis

Calm returns as the fighters approach each other, but the crowd again goes wild as Train charges into Evan D with the force of his namesake, driving his opponent into the wall with his fists of fury. But then...

Billionaires don't. Am I being evasive again?

Did it change color again after it moved away from the shelves?

Flooded Strand.

I don't really use "tribal" decks, so my answers probably won't be as useful from such a perspective. Zombie 1: Sarcomancy Zombie 2: Withered Wretch* Zombie 3: Phyrexian Ghoul (but probably Rotlung Reanimator for tribal decks) Merfolk 1: Sandbar Merfolk (not really sure, maybe Tidal Warrior...

Wow, you make a great case for Necrologia in Nether Void decks. It's a wonder we never tested it before. I wonder if we'd have tried to fit it into our Nether Void deck or not. I tested a bit with a Hatred-less Suicide black deck that uses cheap damage from things like Flesh Reaver, Plague...

But those are not equally valid options. Backing off both (and teaching about the creation of life altogether) is the only sensible option here...

You inherit several superpowers, along with a raging case of syphilis that drives you mad and eventually kills you. I wish we knew which superhero gave Ransac syphilis.

Primate

Zombies escort the fighters to their corners...

Nope, it's not "wierd" at all. But is it weird?

You are standing in my house at the time the nitroglycerin obeys the laws of physics and explodes like it should have, rather than freezing things like it was earlier. You are deafened permanently by the explosion, and are no longer subjected to pop music because you are deaf. I wish I were...

Trinitrotoluene

Xebecs will be used to transport the fighters to the arena.

I would believe it. But that's not what happened, was it?

You get your wish. But you just can't resist actually using your ability to understand females, which is really far worse of a punishment than I was anticipating dishing out here, so you get also candy bar to make up for a little bit of it. Ha, the candy bar was poisoned, so now you're sick AND...

Strike the thread down and it will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...