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Looking for a solution to their present conundrum, Oversoul remembered his tentacles.

That depends on if we're trying to poison you. Are we?

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Granted. However, your brand of "randomness" is branded "pseudo-random" by "Random House" (the official authority on all things random). You are awarded with no money. Nightstalkers, on the other hand, finds himself rolling in dough--your entire supply of dough, and right before you were about...

"The Orgg is so generous."

*Unable to resist any longer, Oversoul impales the Pikachu on one of his extensible fingers. He waves the twitching body in front of EricBess.* "Now Pikachu is also fashionably late."

Well, as scary as your Soul Warden is, I'm going to drop creature myself at this point... Draw, Plains, Shaman en-Kor. Done. Limited Life: 20 Hand: 7 In Play: -2 Forest (UU) Graveyard: - RFG: - Mythosx Life: 20 Hand: 7 In Play: -(U) Island -(U) Forest Graveyard: - RFG: - BigBlue Life: 22...

Just then Istanbul temporarily entered a semiconscious state and muttered something about a jeweler's hammer and Oversoul's bones before lapsing back into a coma.

Absolutely. What else would we expect from Ransac?

Tapioca

Granted, but you get them from the same place that my bagels came from, so they become moldy before you can eat them. I wish that I weren't able to use things that actually happened to me as the basis for corrupting Ransac's wishes.

*Oversoul casts Misdirection, changing the target of Ransac's Fowl Play to... Spiderman!*

*Also readies bow.*

Everyone is afraid to play creatures on account of your Soul Warden. :p

Still, it seems harmless enough. I rather expect marketing ploys out of WotC, and this one is kind of clever, I have to admit. I just hope the set has some good stuff. Since it will be Standard legal, it probably won't be all that broken, but we'll see...

Draw, Plains, Spidey's turn. Limited Life: 20 Hand: 7 In Play: -Forest (U) Graveyard: - RFG: - Mythosx Life: 20 Hand: 7 In Play: (U) Forest Graveyard: - RFG: - BigBlue Life: 20 Hand: 6 In Play: -Plains (T) -Soul Warden (1/1, S) Graveyard: - RFG: - Oversoul Life: 20 Hand: 7 In Play...

*Oversoul's tentacles easily gain hold of the nothing, but drop it as Oversoul tries to shield himself from his own flaming feet and Ransac's Fling. Unable to secure the nothing for himself, Oversoul resorts to executing a blazing tornado kick on some of the Nightstalkers.*

They were spelunking in the abandonded caverns at WotC and they uncovered an outline for a set, perfectly preserved since it was lost WAY back in 1996: the long lost third set of the Ice Age block. Of course, they needed to bring in experts on ancient cultures in order to translate the outline...

Oh. Right. Well, I'm not 100% sure that I remember BB's play, but for now, things look something like this if Mythosx doesn't show and if I remember BB's first turn correctly... Limited Life: 20 Hand: 7 In Play: Forest (U) Graveyard: - RFG: - ?Mythosx? Life: 20? Hand: 7? In Play: - Graveyard...

*Oversoul watches, shaking his head as the first Fling hits its target: Ransac. The Radiated copies cause massive amounts of destruction, bombarding everyone.* Wow. That was impressive. But let's see how this thing works... *Oversoul lashes out with a tentacle and steals Ransac's blade of many...