Wow, a lot of pre-emptive stuff. You don't need me :)
I'll play a Plains and get back the Pilgrim.
Untap, upkeep
Attack with the Grunt for 1
Pilgrim of Virtue
Done
Spidey: 5
Hand: 0
In Play:
(T,U,U) Plains x3
(T,U) Forest x2
(U,U) Swamp x2
(T,U,U) Mt x3
(U) Fledgling Imp (2/2, B, Discard...