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It matters because, as I said in my last post, the vast majority of the games that I play are regular old games against one other player. If there's a rule change I dislike that applies only to another variant of the game, I can simply not play that variant any more if it suits me. I don't have...

You are locked in a deranged dungeon by a deranged psychopath. You survive by eating rats and drinking Powerade (a truly deranged beverage to keep in such a deranged dungeon), which is stored in cases next to a deranged computer, which gives you access to MOL. For some reason, Sac-man shows up a...

Darkons

X-radiation was being emitted into Ransac's organs by Oversoul's radioactive meal.

I did. Why did I do such a thing?

Well, the other examples applied to ordinary duels between two players, rather than a specific format. Since the vast majority of the total games I've played have been against one other player (without any unusual variants on the game thrown into the mix) I've had to either get used to the...

I think I'd rather use Demonic Tutors than Diabolic Tutors. The whole costing less mana thing is an advantage in most decks... :rolleyes:

Luminosity

Kingpin was holding Mary Jane hostage and would not release her until Spiderman asked that question. Why would Kingpin do this?

You invented the internet and you are also violently murdered by a clan of internet-haters. Fortunately, you backed yourself up on your computer and become one with the internet. Your life inside the internet is relatively happy until years later, when you die a second painful death from...

Unconsciousness overtakes Oversoul, thanks to the olfactory effects of Istanbul having eaten guacamole/pudding burritos.

I said I haven't formulated an opinion yet, which is true. I do like some of the card choices, but, like Spidey, I'm pretty uninformed. I'm mildly skeptical about core sets, since none have them have made me go, "Oh, now that's a good set." They tend to consist of a bunch of chaff alongside a...

Why wouldn't it matter if I only play it occasionally? I'd still like to be able to go back to it anytime I feel like it and can find three other like-minded people. The thing about casual games being unsanctioned is perfectly true, but I've found that it doesn't always work out very well in...

I seem to remember that they did alter the creature types of some creatures without reprinting them. Folk of An-Havva comes to mind...

They certainly used to go back and errata old cards. When did this stop?

*Oversoul bursts out of the ground and smears Ransac in flowstone.*

Not mine. Where do babies come from?

Finale

Quietly, Oversoul creeps off, his mission of drugging Istanbul's guacamole/pudding burritos a success.

Poof. You ate 30 fetal pigs instead. I wish for water.