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On foot, I'd assume. Am I assuming too much?

Degradation

Granted, you are crossing the street and are hit by a limo, paralyzing you from the neck down. The passenger in the limo, who happens to be an illegal music tycoon, feels sorry for you and gives you 50 gigabytes of truly awesome free mp3's. You've listened to about four songs when the FBI busts...

And so the genie departed, leaving the recipe in Casnar's hands.

*Oversoul hears the kobolds getting closer, but he can't do anything as he is still pinned under Theorgg. William, the Cyberbacon, is still sizzling.*

Yeah, my first thought on that card was that I didn't like the wording. It's still decent though nothing to scream about. I wasn't going to say anything about this, because I'm not sure whether it would be good or not, but this is the CPA, so I might as well point out a possibly evil card here...

I think you underestimate the power of the Ravnica duals (shocklands is fewer syllables, but Ravnica duals is so very specific that anyone who has ever seen them would know what you're talking about--it just seems natural, so that's what I'm going with for now). They aren't crappy knockoffs...

Untap, draw, Swamp, tap it for Dark Ritual, tap everything but the Underground Sea and play Yawgmoth's Bargain. I'm done. Istanbul: 20 In Hand: 6 In Play: Plains x2 (T, T, T) Forest x3 (T, U, U) - Wall of Mulch (1G, Wall, 0/4. G, sac a Wall: Draw a card.) - Wall of Swords (3W, Wall, 3/5...

Your coolness is magically switched with that of the Burger King King. He is infuriated at having lost his coolness, and gets revenge on you in some uncool (yet agonizing) way. I wish I could shoot laser beams out of my eyes.

Nightstalkers set a clever trap for Ransac.

I wouldn't know. How good are the new Simpsons episodes?

Repetition

He wished for the recipe of pudding that would taste like gnats.

*Oversoul's jaw drops.* Coat... Uh. Mmm... Look, an eagle! *Oversoul runs into a City of Brass (not one of the two Ransac animated and flung) seeking cover.*

Granted, the universe is warped heavily in order to make it so that you actually do well playing football today, and so that we are there to see it. However, this has serious side-effects and in the end we are all painfully obliterated by the end of the universe. I wish Ransac would improve his...

Luckily for Ransac, Apollo did not desire to kill him too.

Easily. Who would win in a fight between a manatee and a powerboat?

Hark

In the end, the smelly abomination was no match for Namredips.

*Oversoul finds Ransac and his army of kobolds.* Ha. Your kobolds are all mere 0/1 creatures. Go ahead, have them attack me. Oh no. I'm scared of the deadly kobold assault...