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I never had them in the first place. Or did I?

Trichinella

You are flying in a space shuttle and you are hit by the moon, which is made of cheese. I wish the cow was full of milk.

But Zadok002 seemed to exist for the sole purpose of killing Ransac...

Time flies...

Ew. Gross. *Oversoul releases Ransac, then begins tentacle-flogging him.* Let go of nothing, Ransac. Let go of it...

Yeah, Ice Age was released in 1995. It's 2005 now.

*Oversoul shoots out 800 of his tentacles and envelopes the nothing and Ransac along with it.* You can hold it for me, but you aren't going anywhere, Ransac.

Beaver

You get hit by a bus. The only impulse you have is to die. I wish this thread were not so violent.

Zealously, but incompetently, Oversoul attempted to resuscitate Istanbul.

What about a nacho taco? Can I get one of those?

Really? Can you give me a page number for that? *Oversoul picks up a heavy physics textbook with one of his tentacles and uses it as flail to repeatedly strike the Nightstalkers.*

Welcome.

This could be interesting...

*0versoul throws the dynamite to the ground, chuckling at the Nightstalkers' silly attempt to play a prank on him. He is once again holding nothing. However, the dynamite is much more powerful than 0versoul accounted for, and the blast hurls him into the portal, which is closed. He falls to the...

Queen

Until that very moment, Oversoul had forgotten that they needed Istanbul alive in order to save the world from the thanatotic death virus.

You have lots of rabid weasels trapped in a pit. They die off. After about four days, you fall in the pit of decaying weasels and die a lonely, putrid death. I wish for a coal mine.

I don't see why not. Any objections from anyone else?