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Well, you'd presumably have at least one other creature out if you're taking more than a turn to crank the token out of Dark Depths. If they have Diabolic Edict, hopefully they haven't already killed all of your other creatures...

Another excellent nomination. There are too many good choices in this set...

Yeah, or Boomerang.

You're the lumberjack from that Monty Python skit. This doesn't seem all that bad until the skit ends and you vanish into oblivion. Now you know the truth about fictional characters--or you would if you still existed. I wish I didn't exist.

Maybe the plot twist could involve Tabasco and Ransac's secret love affair?

Lawrence of Arabia. Isn't that your favorite movie too?

Drugs

Why does everyone need infinite mana and some other kill condition to go with a 20/20 indestructable flyer that costs 30 (which can be paid in generously small increments)? Any deck that plays this card should be able to remove all the counters either through attrition (maintaining control...

I'll take a playset of each.

Parfait

I should hope not! How did Tabaso find out that my glial cells are all secretly spermatozoa?

"The people of the would" don't even exist. You just wasted a wish on nothing. I wish I'd wasted this wish on nothing.

Good idea.

Who needs infinite mana? A Metalworker or two will use up those counters easily.

*William, the cyberbacon, is still sizzling.*

Billions of cars!

It was okay. Why am I resisting asking the question I want to ask?

Mistress

So many people go and read that thread that William becomes a famous internet "meme." After seeing him used by so many 12-year-old boys, you become disgusted and regret ever making such a wish. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.