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*Oversoul is only a few feet from the safety of the City of Brass when he is struck on the back by Ransac's Tabernacle. The legendary land hits him with such force that it drives him thirty feet into the ground.*

Because you have cancer. I wish I understood how Ransac's cancer caused an ice cream truck to explode.

The snotlings found their prey stolen from them by a demonic megasquirrel named Yut, sent by Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth to punish the acorns.

Pika

Evan D's attack doesn't seem to phase Train much, and Train shouts and throws a mighty haymaker, but it misses Evan D and hits the wall instead.

*Oversoul rolls around in pain, gets to his knees and collapses. He casts Healing Salve on himself numerous times, then casts Shatter on Ransac's lead rabbit and throws a javelin at Theorgg. When both parties turn toward him, he makes a frantic dash for the City of Brass.

You are posting in some other thread, not giving any thought to your wish, when SeFRo sneaks up behind you and garrotes you as you type, then posts on this thread as you. But none of us know that it is SeFRo and not you. I wish I had no tongue.

This angered Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth, the ancient god of acorn music.

Architeuthis

Calm returns as the fighters approach each other, but the crowd again goes wild as Train charges into Evan D with the force of his namesake, driving his opponent into the wall with his fists of fury. But then...

Billionaires don't. Am I being evasive again?

Did it change color again after it moved away from the shelves?

Flooded Strand.

I don't really use "tribal" decks, so my answers probably won't be as useful from such a perspective. Zombie 1: Sarcomancy Zombie 2: Withered Wretch* Zombie 3: Phyrexian Ghoul (but probably Rotlung Reanimator for tribal decks) Merfolk 1: Sandbar Merfolk (not really sure, maybe Tidal Warrior...

Wow, you make a great case for Necrologia in Nether Void decks. It's a wonder we never tested it before. I wonder if we'd have tried to fit it into our Nether Void deck or not. I tested a bit with a Hatred-less Suicide black deck that uses cheap damage from things like Flesh Reaver, Plague...

But those are not equally valid options. Backing off both (and teaching about the creation of life altogether) is the only sensible option here...

You inherit several superpowers, along with a raging case of syphilis that drives you mad and eventually kills you. I wish we knew which superhero gave Ransac syphilis.

Primate

Zombies escort the fighters to their corners...

Nope, it's not "wierd" at all. But is it weird?