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"Great Scott! What's THAT!!" Ransac exclaims right before Oversoul is about to call over the rest of the CPA to continue their beatdown on Ransac. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac turns his blade on them as well, causing the word "gastronomy" to echo in their brains. Ransac looks from left to right at the tortured souls and laughs as he once again picks up the nothing, but then......* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac points the Blade of Many Words at the horde of Nightstalkers and fire. The word "mine" is repeated over and over again amongst the crowd.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I'd like to, but I won't. Who was the first man to eat 2,345,222 unsalted peanuts in 5 days? Ransac, cpa trash man

Maggot Ransac, cpa trash man

Damning the foul networks in the process, Ransac throws a hatchet into the TV set. Ransac, cpa trash man

I see that you rock. BUT, do you.........rock? *Mooseman slaps Ransac upside the head and glares at him. Ransac hisses at Mooseman and backs off to the corner.* Ransac, cpa trash man

No. That's the official where I can do this. *Ransac pants Rando. Ransac runs away, giggling like a dork.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Because of all of the trials and tribulations he's gone through recently, Ransac decides to lie back with the females and watch some TV. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac decides that everyone needs to mellow out and snaps his fingers. Everyone is now wearing a black ut-ut that is 18 sizes too small.* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man

Carriage Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes, but then they need to give me money. Don't you like it when people give you money? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac dances the "Guys whose names start with 'Ran' kick major oink" dance* biHrAtPhPdYay!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac hands Oversoul a Singe.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at Theorgg, pulls out the Blade of Many Words, and shoots down Theorgg. Theorgg stares at Ransac and asks "Diphtheria?"* Ransac, cpa trash man

The "Spam Song" played continuously in the background, at least 40 references to the Ransac/Monkey 2008 campaign, and 9 decklists per show based around Dwarven Pony as the kill card. Okay, seriously now. It would have to have a decent "pro player every show", and those players would need to be...

He just hit mtgnews.com earlier today. I started up a thread to give them a heads up, but they were aware as well. On the plus side, my posting there finally got me up to 300 posts. Warlock status, biznitches!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I think if something like this was too succeed, it would need to appeal to the tournament crowd more. While we (the casual audience) would gladly listen to a fun-filled hour of talk concerning new multi-player ideas, the brunt of Magic Players play to win. Having Top Players would be must, such...

What is this guy's problem? Ugh. Ransac, cpa trash man