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Hmm........ mention MTGNews.com the entre time, so as to throw off our trail. Ransac, cpa trash man

*0versoul attempts to hatch another fiendish plot, but it trampled by a horde of Nightstalkers carrying Ransac with the Nothing.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is cussing, screaming that the pain in his brain is too much and that the caterpillar must be smashed.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac screams and screams, eventually determining that in order for the images to go away, something must be flung. He manages to Animate a nearby Keldon Necropolis towards his head, since that's where the caterpillar is.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. 500,000 brand new users post on this thread daily. HOWEVER, this causes mass confusion, as there is no longer any continuity with the granted being granted and what not, due to the fact that multiple people post grants to the same wish. A war over what the legitimate line of wishes is...

*Ransac stares at the massive amount of spam coming out of Nightstalker's mouth.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac screams like a little girl, grabs the nothing, and attempts to make a triumphant retreat.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Only if you take it like a little girl. CAN you take it like a little girl? Ransac, cpa trash man

Killing intent in it's eyes, the burrito notices Ransac and Oversoul. Ransac, cpa trash man

Gigantic Ransac, cpa trash man

Fair enough. The updates will yet continue! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac leaps over the Paper Sefros and the Tattoo stand in order to ask some Nightstalkers a random question. The Nightstalkers answer and then pummel Ransac, then throw him onstage. While he's up there, he asks Spiderman a random question.* I....love.....my.....job.............eh Ransac...

Aye carumba! How much longer is this madness going to continue?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is having a difficult time understanding exactly what's going on...... so he dances the pigeon. Everyone is unconscious...... AGAIN.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. Nuclear winter covers the earth, yet you are among the few that survive this catastrophe...... only to later experience NUCLEAR SUMMER!!!!! You melt to death...... very painfully. I wish to die with dignity. Ransac, cpa trash man

G. Q. McMuffinhater What's his beef with muffins anyway? Ransac, cpa trash man

In a blinding flash, Ransac (who managed to undo untie HIS bonds) dropkicks Istanbul into his own burrito. Ransac, cpa trash man

Uganda Ransac, cpa trash man

Due to the fact that I'm sick of going back to see who won what each year, I've collaborated a list of all of the previous year's winners. This thread should be updated each year with the winners as they are announced. Anyway, here they are arranged from most recent to oldest. Note: I may have...

Granted. You are crushed by a meteor and sent to hell. You are condemned to give a sponge bath to Oscar Wilde for eternity. I wish for lack of world peace. Ransac. cpa trash man