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Nile

That depends entirely on what is being stirred/shaken. What is this thing that might be stirred or shaken?

What can we do to convince him to take the job?

Hobble

No. What does the "I" stand for in "Ipod"?

Useless at this point...

True. But how much place evolution has in a biology class is dependent on what you categorize as evolution. Speciation should have very limited place, as it is (at best) a mostly unobservable phenomenon. The adaptation of organisms is different from this, but it seems to be treated by biology...

And you can. But you can't stop reading minds, and the only minds you seem to be able to read are those of mental patients. After this drives you insane, you are placed in an institution yourself, tortured by power for the rest of your life. I wish I didn't have bad ankles.

Congratulations. Your wish is granted. You now have three heads. Unfortunately, one of your new brains is a blubbering idiot, and the other has suicidal tendencies. It drinks two quarts of drain cleaner while you and the idiot head are asleep. When you wake up, your insides are being cleaned...

Suit yourself.

Elevenses

Loiter. How many grapes have I eaten today?

Or utility like Lightning Bolt.

Thread... ...necromancy!

Escalator

No, twas not. Do I even have a village?

Prince Oversoul decrees sithen Sir Train, known as "The Wildcard" has lied to us, he must be dealt with most harshly...

If that's the case, then let's proceed. I had thought for some reason that the fall damaged Cugel more. But if everyone's fine, then nevermind about that last potion. We'll save it for later. Now, where were we?

I do think that science classes should sometimes teach more alternative theories (not that they never do, but it depends on the instructor). In science, we have a tool for determining which theories deserve more focus: the scientific method. When it comes to faith, I can think of no such tool...

We can try changing the subject to shovelling nuclear waste into Canada if you'd like...