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You have to attack me with it, silly.

Just a note to anyone who is planning to kill me in a "humane" way and also happens to be in possession of an extremely large toilet: I would much rather be brained with a big rock than sucked into a big, filthy pipe to drown.

Franklin Roosevelt does not favor you. My 1954 dime lands tails up. I'll play first. Swamp, Smolder Initiate, done. Spidey: 20 Hand: Library: In Play: Graveyard: RFG: Oversoul: 20 Hand: 5 Library: 53 In Play: -(T) Swamp -(S) Smolder Initiate (whenever a player plays a black spell, I can pay 1...

UUD, done. Bring me my red shirt: 8 Hand: 3 Library: 14 In Play: -(U) Gemstone Mine (1 counter) -(U) Reflecting Pool (T: mana of any color any of my lands can produce) -(U) Tropical Island (U/G) -(U) Forbidden Orchard (T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Whenever you tap Forbidden...

*Oversoul calls for the head judge, who rebukes Ransac by slapping him for trying to enchant a player with an aura that can only enchant creatures.*

It was a penalty for constructing sentences like this one. That, or when I changed your life total I got the number "16" stuck in my head and added four to it. I prefer the former explanation. UUD, done. Muscle Shirt: 11 Hand: 2 Library: 15 In Play: -(T) Gemstone Mine (1 counter) -(U)...

*Opens door.*

I suspect that it's intended to help one player in particular more than the others. And the player I'm thinking of has lots and lots and lots of posts. You mean RIGHT NOW right now? :D Untap, upkeep using Land Tax to grab three Plains, draw, Plains, Serra Avenger, Serra Avenger, Scroll Rack...

My memory was a bit fuzzy earlier, but your last post jogged it. You were playing this deck before the bannings. Mirrodin Block Constructed got the most severe bannings of any block constructed format ever. They wanted to stop the dominance of Affinity, but apparently felt like doing some other...

This is hilarious. It's like they're mocking you. As a pet, right? Not to get rid of the mice, I mean, because I doubt that would work. But snakes make good pets.

*Oversoul tosses a pie pie at BigBlue, but it bounces off his umbrella and breaks open. The plain pie inside flies into Ransac's face.*

^ = Stalker. < = Stocker. v = In stockades.

UUD, activate Chromatic Sphere for B using Tropical Island, Rootwater Depths, Mana Crypt (countered by Decree), Land Grant revealing Tendrils of Agony and Cabal Ritual (countered by Decree), Tendrils of Agony (countered by Decree). Both storm copies hit you? Done. Awesome Shirt of Ultimate...

I'm leaving the house, but before I go, my turn is Forbidden Orchard, done.

I won't look at any of the match threads until I send Mooseman a decklist.

Let's try 60-card decks.

Mirri, Cat Warrior

Crovax the Cursed

No. I can't stop it. I'm up for more games, but switching to my white deck right now seems silly, since it's identical to what you just played (or very, very close). We could do that or keep the same colors or mix the 30-card decks together for 60-card decks...

The hero staves off the lions, but the birds circle his head and peck at him, wounding and disorienting him. UUD, Chromatic Sphere, done. Captain Planet: 16 Hand: 3 Library: 19 In Play: -(U) Gemstone Mine (2 counters) -(U) Reflecting Pool (T: mana of any color any of my lands can produce) -(T)...