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Ward and Sophia will use Sophia's newfound climbing talent to race up the tree and try to headbutt some soldiers.

Feast.

Round 1 -The Power phase is 6 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell... -Alberto Laranscheld summons 6 more ghouls. -Kelgar blesses Carrow with Vanquish. Carrow gains an extra attack this turn. -A bat dives at Throg, but the chaos warrior raises his sword and...

You just drank a nutrient broth, courtesy of our last opponents. Haven't you had enough? Does your thirst for the juices of others know no bounds? Ignore her, Pete. She was once a polecat. They break their victims' necks and drag them into their lairs alive so that the meat stays fresh.

Ward synecoches his gnu to a bovid and then synecdoches his bovid into a mountain goat. There, now you are an expert climber. I'm gnot a gnu!

Ward consults his 8-ball... What is the current state of the market for magical foot comfort elixirs? Quit playing with that thing. We have logistics to consider. How do we want to approach a battle in the canopy of the biggest tree in the world? Gnus are not renowned for their arboreal combat...

I remember DÜke well. He's a fun one. He's possibly a bit crazy. And I don't mean that in a "I disagreed with him and am dismissing him" sort of way. I definitely disagreed with him on some things, but I actually sort of liked him and thought he was clever. What I mean is that there were little...

I think these guys might be lying to us! Perhaps we should ask the elves about this? What do we do with him? Pete could inject him with digestive enzymes and then drink him. Ward, that's terrible! It is nature's way.

Ward asks his misprinted magic 8 ball... What manner of plumbing requires a siege?

Ward punches a foot soldier hard in the foot.

Look, McGill: they have murdered some of our kin and are wearing their skin as armor. Vengeance for the Bovidae family! So these are foot soldiers? I wonder if attacking their feet might render them powerless... Ward attempts to put one of the soldiers in a heel hook. So these are the...

Vampire spider!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOSS FIGHT MUSIC Bat Ambush -A bat ambushes Throg, missing entirely. -A bat ambushes Dorgath, but fails to hit. -A bat ambushes Carrow, but his Elf Helm protects him. -A bat ambushes Carrow, but fails to hit. -A bat ambuses Kelgar, but the priest avoid the attack. -A bat ambushes Kelgar, biting...

Ward, don't! What? You were thinking of eating some evil ox steak. Don't do it. You might turn evil. That is absurd. You wouldn't expect me to turn into an ox, would you? Well, no. But... Ward samples some evil ox steak.

Throg raises his sword, but before he can advance on the ghouls, giant bats drop down on him and giant rats rush past the ghouls. There are now six giant bats and twelve giant rats blocking the Warriors from reaching the ghouls... Note: Throg and Dorgath were leading the way when the party...

Ward continues to assault the evil ox with his bicycle wheel.

Sure.

As you reach the gate, you hear hideous laughter echo throughout the room. A shadowy figure emerges in the far doorway and mutters an incantation, then staggers as a ball of dark smoke hits him in the face. He steps closer and you realize that this is the same man you found trapped here earlier...

LOL at Turgy's ninja edit.

The key that Throg has is the key to the door that the party just came back through. Kelgar speaks up... "That door had two big locks on it, right? And we got two big iron keys: one from the orc shaman before he got away again and one from the chaos warrior. I've got one and Dorgath has the...