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So you're saying that playing this game won't bring me closer to satan? DANG!!!!!! *Ransac takes off his black clothes, throws the card away, and steps out of the pentagram he's been sitting in.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmm, are you Zadok001? Ransac, making a blind guess

*Ransac takes full advantage of the inverted universe thing as his snaps his fingers. Teferi is now wearing a yello ut-ut underneath his clothing.* Teferi:What in the heck is an ut-ut *Ransac then punches himself, and Teferi feels the pain. Ransac keeps punching himself and Teferi is almost...

The answer is C Question 13: What have all the answers been so far? A:the answers B:monkey splapper C:snilloc D:a jar of almonds E:wrestling midgets Ransac, knows completely well that there are 5 choices

hey, nigel, Why not put some artifact mana in it. Think about it. Rebels need mana to activate? And after you armageddon, rebels are just creatures. 3 elves won't cut it. Also, you need crusades. Ransac, cpa trash man

Are you kidding? I already won. And I never played? Ransac, cpa trash man

How about this. Spore Blast UUG Instant Counter target spell. Put a 1/1 Saproling token into play that counts as a green creature. Ransac, cpa trash man

T.I.C.M? Why shouldn't he talk to me? Are you saying that I am a bad influence on newbies? Are you saying that I reek of onions on a hot winter night? Are you saying that my shoelaces are untied? *Ransac looks down and realizes that his shoelaces are united. He ties them* Oh, um, thanks...

Spoken like a true superstar. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hey! NEW THREAD TO KILL TEFERI!!!!!!! *Ransac takes a snake and shoves it in teferi's mouth. Teferi then dies.* Not really. Y'know, we sould be concentrating on kiling my brother. Ransac, cpa trash man

Let me try at a card. Wide Eyed Grin BR Instant Target creature gains +2/+1 until end of turn. That creature also gains haste. Ransac, cpa trash man

MY opinion 1:no, this site was created for casual Magic players, however, by all means, that doesn't mean that you can't post threads about other topics. 2:If it goes with the topic on Magic the article is posting, yes. 3:When there are more than people care to read about. I'd say if there...

Hmmm, that's a tough one. But the best, in my opinion is an Invasion card. Urza's Rage Ransac, cpa trash man

Me!!!!! *Ransac, who just cast lightning bolt on fuzzy510 in the last reply by K9Archmage, descends from the sky. A halo appears above him and he grows wings. Fuzzy510 starts to scream "NOOOOO!!!!!!!". After several minutes, Ransac takes his fake plastics wings off in order to beat fuzzy510...

The answer is C Question 12: Who likes porn *someone whispers to Ransac* Oh that was on the last season? well then Question 12: Who likes monkey porn? A:You do B:I do C:They do D:We do Ransac, cpa trash man

Umm, don't sue me. I was the first to vote for you. Ransac, cpa trash man

What's up, nigel? Ransac, cpa trash man

You are doing a fine job. Don't let that thread get you down. Just because you let an article go through that others thought sucked doesn't mean You suck! I mean, I'M the one who wrote the blasted thing in the first place. Stay................................or die. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac casts Reanimate on fuzzy510. Fuzzy510, now back to life, is swearing up a black storm because of it. Ransac casts humble on fuzzy510 and proceeds to play soccer with the little bung. Ransac passes fuzzy510, the soccerball, to.........* Ransac, cpa trash man

Please put a Christmas version of me in it. I''m making you a second card in MY set, an enchantment like you asked! I just want a Christmas version of myself! CHRISTMAS VERSION! CHRISTMAS VERSION! CHRISTMA........ *A man in a white suit hits Ransac over the head with something and Ransac goes...