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Okay, who want to be in next? *fuzzy510 raises his hand* Anybody? *fuzzy510 starts fidgeting* Anybody else? *fuzzy510 starts squealing* *sigh* Okay, fine. The set so far consists of: fuzzy510 NeuroDeus Instanbul Turtlewax Joe Kaironia(land) In some non-creature way, Azreal Apollo And...

*Ransac snaps his fingers and time stops. Ransac causally takes the grenade out of his shirt, casually walks behind nanokill, casually turns the grenade sideways, and casually shoves it STRAIGHT UP HIS CANDY-@$$!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac then snaps his fingers and time begins again. Nanokill casually...

Pros: Cheap. Stops ports, which have been staples in decks. Draw a card for 2 colorless. Great. Cons:Let me get back to you on that. Ransac, cpa trash man

I have a role model. I want to be just like the guy that types my posts. Ransac, cpa trash man

Poo-gas. You are an abomination to ALL monkies. You have no business here. Begone! I banish you! No one makes fake cards on MY site(using the term "my" loosely)!!! You.....you......., ah, fudge it. *Ransac raises his hands and puts his fingers in position. The crowd roars with anticipation...

We must really kick @$$. That is a heckuvalot more than when I joined. Ransac, cpa trash man

POST PEOPLE!!!!!! Actually, there are probably thirteen people on, do I get minus points? Ransac, cpa trash man

You need the 'Derm no matta what!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac jumps on the Bandwagon* MOR-PHLING!!! MOR-PHLING!!! MOR-PHLING Ransac, cpa trash man

TAG GUARD *Ransac ingnores Fuzzy510's plea for subordination(whatever that means) and pokes Fuzzy510 in the eyes.* Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Why close this thread. EVERYBODY(except fuzz510) LOVES THIS!!!!!! Ask Teferi. Ransac, cpa trash man

What about me? I'm only the friggin' host? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac gives Azreal some cash and asks Azreal to get angry at Apollo and Teferi* Ransac, cpa trash man

Bob, DUke, and Ransac are making plans in the woods. Bob:DUke, seeing as you are the Duke of Dukes... DUke:WAS the duke of dukes. Bob:Still, you have connections, right? DUke:Probably. Bob:Anybody close by? DUke thinks about it, qhilw Ransac plays with a wundingalingything. Bob:Stop...

Turtlewax Joe is added to the fray of the next set. I'll cave in and give Kaironia life in the next set. Now, there are 4 spots open. Get your plea in next. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Wipes tear from eye* Wow, two new cards. One from DUke, one from Turtlewax Joe. He treats me like a celebrity. Well, here's my way of saying thanks. *Ransac snaps his fingers and Turtlewax Joe is now wearing black clothes(a brand new tux)* Oh, and you will be included in MY new set...

God, ain't THAT the truth. Death to Kurt Angle Ransac, cpa trash man

I think my foil blazing specter is better. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ransac, Cpa Trash Man 2BG Creature-Trash Man legend T:Put target card from your graveyard to your hand. 2/3 "Look what I found. Hey, I thought I ate this yesterday!" Ransac, cpa trash man

Thank you. *Ransac takes the bag, slightly opens it, and adds to the contents of toxic gas. He then ships it to Cuba, because they wouldn't know the difference(j/k). Ransac, cpa trash man

*Everybody is beating the heck out of each other, until they all suddenly are wearing black clothing* All:No. It.......can't be!!!! *Ransac walks in* Ransac:My turn. *Ransac snaps his fingers. Everybody is now in possession of a nuclear warhead and detonator. Ransac smiles as he walks into...