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Welcome! Okay, enough talking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Dwarven Plumber's Association. Also, here are your complementary monkey dolls, your inviation to Bra-Fest 1997(it's a little late), and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn...

Welcome! Okay, enough messing around. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Poacher's Bar & Grill. Also, here's your complimentary lucky penny, your invitation to go join the circus, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden...

*Ransac pats Volrath's Bane on the back. Unfortunately for Ransac, that's where Volrath's bedpan was hanging.......and it was full.* Ewwwww. Thanks for your support. You wouldn't happen to have any disenfectant, would you? Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, I forgot about the situation with the "getting rid of post count". That's one of the first things I read while on there. I have just posted a lot on there because there are a lot of replies every minute, and seeing as how I check thread by the "view new posts" way, I have posted my...

No reason to get everyone's hopes up, DUKe and I are NOT the same, even though it is tempting to say I am DUke and be able to CRUSH all ants with a single breath and.....what? Oh, right. Ransac, cpa trash man

But, the homophobic ostrich, true to it's name, runs away at the sight of Bob Dole. Ransac, cpa trash man

There's just one problem, though: I haven't been spamming on that site. The only thing that can be considered spamming is the "Who wants to pretend to be a Millionaire" thread I posted. There are a couple spammers on that sight that I believe are "startled" at how fast my post count went up(56...

*Ransac is still creeping behind Evan_Mann with a cage.* Twinkle, twinkle, little bat Kumquats laven, circum-fat *Ransac throws the cage on top of Evan_Mann.* COME ON GUYS!!!!!!!! LET'S DRIVE HIM INSANE EVEN MORE!!!! *All present CPA members get in a congo line.* Ransac, cpa trash man

With operas and wickets the boy dog eats his house the not cat that run thing it will eat songs with tuna *Ransac creeps behind Evan_Mann with a cage.* Ransac, cpa trash man

The Stand? No. Further Explanation, please. Ransac, cpa trash man

Pikathulu albluja? PIKATHULU ALBLUJA!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Oh.... *Ransac's dreams of non-stacks are shattered by a baseball flying too close to his head.* Dang. Ransac, cpa trash man

Actually, I lost to this deck about a week ago at Friday Night Magic. Ransac, cpa trash man

Don't forget the Lumnious! Ransac, cpa trash man

Really? Cool!!!! That means I don't have to declare the d@mn stack!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't know. Just smile, nod, and play along. Maybe we can trap him in a cage. Ransac, cpa trash man

I like disk better, because you can activate it, phase it out with a Vision Charm or a Reality Ripple, resolve the phasing, resolve the destruction, and you get your disk back your next turn. God, I love the stack. Ransac, cpa trash man

The chickens pass with cheese On top of old smokey with lima beans they roar. Llama bites. Conundrum disillusions them. Pretzels!!!! I see. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm going to Georgia Southern. I won't have personal access to a computer over there (unless my parents let me take the old one). But, I won't have a phone line in my room. THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!! ONLY 1 1/2 MORE MONTHS OF COMPLETE RANSACINESS!!!!!!!!! I'm sure I'll still post, but not as much...

I'll have you all know that I, like BLOD, am now also a member at mtgnews. Don't worry, I will convert them all to crazyiness. Yessssss. Yessssss. Ransac, cpa trash man