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    Wassup Everybody!

    Welcome! Okay, enough talking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Dwarven Plumber's Association. Also, here are your complementary monkey dolls, your inviation to Bra-Fest 1997(it's a little late), and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn...
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    Hello

    Welcome! Okay, enough messing around. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Poacher's Bar & Grill. Also, here's your complimentary lucky penny, your invitation to go join the circus, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden...
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    Ransac

    *Ransac pats Volrath's Bane on the back. Unfortunately for Ransac, that's where Volrath's bedpan was hanging.......and it was full.* Ewwwww. Thanks for your support. You wouldn't happen to have any disenfectant, would you? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Ransac

    Okay, I forgot about the situation with the "getting rid of post count". That's one of the first things I read while on there. I have just posted a lot on there because there are a lot of replies every minute, and seeing as how I check thread by the "view new posts" way, I have posted my...
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    I just like seeing my name at the top

    No reason to get everyone's hopes up, DUKe and I are NOT the same, even though it is tempting to say I am DUke and be able to CRUSH all ants with a single breath and.....what? Oh, right. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Story Time!

    But, the homophobic ostrich, true to it's name, runs away at the sight of Bob Dole. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Ransac

    There's just one problem, though: I haven't been spamming on that site. The only thing that can be considered spamming is the "Who wants to pretend to be a Millionaire" thread I posted. There are a couple spammers on that sight that I believe are "startled" at how fast my post count went up(56...
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    when rott you go? over tub?

    *Ransac is still creeping behind Evan_Mann with a cage.* Twinkle, twinkle, little bat Kumquats laven, circum-fat *Ransac throws the cage on top of Evan_Mann.* COME ON GUYS!!!!!!!! LET'S DRIVE HIM INSANE EVEN MORE!!!! *All present CPA members get in a congo line.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    when rott you go? over tub?

    With operas and wickets the boy dog eats his house the not cat that run thing it will eat songs with tuna *Ransac creeps behind Evan_Mann with a cage.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Why hasn't this deck been made?

    The Stand? No. Further Explanation, please. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    when rott you go? over tub?

    Pikathulu albluja? PIKATHULU ALBLUJA!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Last installment of gauging Apocalypse for Type I... critique requested

    Oh.... *Ransac's dreams of non-stacks are shattered by a baseball flying too close to his head.* Dang. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Why hasn't this deck been made?

    Actually, I lost to this deck about a week ago at Friday Night Magic. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    when rott you go? over tub?

    Don't forget the Lumnious! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Last installment of gauging Apocalypse for Type I... critique requested

    Really? Cool!!!! That means I don't have to declare the d@mn stack!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    when rott you go? over tub?

    I don't know. Just smile, nod, and play along. Maybe we can trap him in a cage. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Last installment of gauging Apocalypse for Type I... critique requested

    I like disk better, because you can activate it, phase it out with a Vision Charm or a Reality Ripple, resolve the phasing, resolve the destruction, and you get your disk back your next turn. God, I love the stack. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    when rott you go? over tub?

    The chickens pass with cheese On top of old smokey with lima beans they roar. Llama bites. Conundrum disillusions them. Pretzels!!!! I see. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I just like seeing my name at the top

    I'm going to Georgia Southern. I won't have personal access to a computer over there (unless my parents let me take the old one). But, I won't have a phone line in my room. THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!! ONLY 1 1/2 MORE MONTHS OF COMPLETE RANSACINESS!!!!!!!!! I'm sure I'll still post, but not as much...
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    BLOD joins the CPA

    I'll have you all know that I, like BLOD, am now also a member at mtgnews. Don't worry, I will convert them all to crazyiness. Yessssss. Yessssss. Ransac, cpa trash man
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