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*Theorgg fires the Aeliopile just as Ransac notices a penny on the floor.* THE HOLY BUTT!!!!!!! *Ransac bends over to pic up the penny and the blast safely passes over him, hitting a frenzied Apollo.* Did I miss something? Ransac, cpa trash man

Awwwww, no tweak for Apollo. *Ransac throws some sunflower seeds in Apollo's eyes.* EAT UP, BIRDIE!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Fortunately, Ransac was between the wheels and the Monster Truck safely passes over him.* In order to start my quest.........I must locate.........the holy butt. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome back. Um, I gave your room out to a newer member. BUT, if you wish to room in this empty jell-o cup, you're more than welcome to. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac runs by and sets fire to Apollo's head.* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! NO MORE WOODEN HORNS!!!! They are the devil, I tell you. BURN ALL OF THE WOODEN HORNS!!!! *Ransac runs off on his holy quest to burn all of the wooden horns.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Good ol' Jensen got me to come here, too.......about 2 years ago. Now, I hardly spend a day without coming on the CPA. Oh, yeah.......WELCOME!!!!!!! Um, I'm out of room keys and holes in the ground, and spaces in space, so here's a dixie for you to reside in. Enjoy! Ransac, cpa trash man

Dang. I forgot about the Tim Boat! Ransac, cpa trash man

Not getting to threshold? If you don't have Opt or Sleight of Hand in your deck, include 4, or whatever you have, of each. How big is your deck? Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Hmm, I seem to be out of room keys, so you'll just have to stand in the space between the bathroom and........the other bathroom. Sorry. Anyway, for your deck, I suggest a few Recoils and some Cephalid Colloseums(DAMMIT! I always spell that wrong!). If you want some more fun, put...

Cool beans. I like looking at these old things about the CPA. Ransac, cpa trash man

I enjoyed reading this article. I liked the fact that he stated in the first few paragraphs about the way players think about the game. I'd go into more detail, but I have to go soon and there's more threads to gaze at. Ransac, cpa trash man

Oh, I figured that. But, I just loved it, that's all. Ransac, cpa trash man

Referring to Deep Analysis, I love how the flavor text and the art suit each other so well. Ransac, cpa trash man

Damn, I thought my cereal tasted funny. Ransac, cpa trash man

Apollo and Mindy sitting at their computers(say it fast to keep up with rhythm, T-W-E-A-K.....um, damn. Too many letters. Ah, forget it. Ransac, cpa trash man

I have a few. Tim has his own set of nicknames for where I was. Tim, Sugar-Frosted Tim(Zuran S.C.), Tim that stays crunchy in milk(Rootwater H.), Honey Roasted Tim(Mawcor), Tim with Marshmallow bits(Thornwind faeries), the Tim with a prize in the box(Reveka, Wizard Savant), and...

HERE! HERE! LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NEWBIES!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

My god. Talk about janky, random wierdness! I may have to build a horrible, not-great deck around it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ultimate Nightmare of Wizard's of the Coast Customer Service!!!!! *Ransac is mugged by three squirrel, a poodle, and a guy wearing a Nixon mask.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I know who you are! You are Evan_Mann!!!!!!!!! Now, tell me the secret. Ransac, cpa trash man