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*Ransac merrily uses the Christmas spirit to beat Oversoul to the ground with the sniper rifle.* I never shoot people. I just like hitting them with the gun. Ransac, cpa trash man

Merry Christmas. *Ransac continues to clean his sniper rifle.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*While waiting for someone else to post, Ransac loads a bazooka with Stuffing.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac stares at train and realizes that he has only one choice...* *...Ransac must KILL train.* :Þ *...or just have a smily that sticks his tongue out.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Man, I have to own in the area of 20,000-30,000 cards. Maybe more. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac cries, after his first round loss to Spiderman in the playoffs.* *Ransac cries some more.* *.....and some more.* Ransac, cpa trash man

What about a paintball gun? Much more fun! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac notices the cannon and, under the assumption that it is filled with sugar plums, ignites it. Oversoul is sent hurling into the direction of Ferret.* Ransac, cpa trash man

SPANK THE MONKEY!!!! SPANK THE MONKEY!!!!! SPANK THE..... okay. TOO excited, now! Ransac, cpa trash man

Perhaps a roller would be more effective than a brush? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac squeals in glee while shooting off sharpened candy canes in every direction.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is able to wipe enough figgy pudding off of him to fire the cannon. The goose is literally cooked in the blast and is sent flying towards the direction of Darthferret.* Curses!!!! That would have surely won me the battle. Who's responsible for this!! *Ransac notices train, deduces...

*Ransac tosses a concussion grenade towards train and half the planet explodes. Fortunately, Ransac was on the intact half. Fortunately again, train wasn't and the cheese log flew to the intact side to avoid disentegration.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac claps his hands and the CPA Off-Topic Battle Arena has been restored for yet another battle.* CHRISTMAS FOOD BONANZA!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac loads a cannon with 15 pounds of fruitcake in preparation for his first victim.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Nope, but if you want, I can pee on your doormat! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac puts a cheese log in his brother's underwear drawer.* Heh-heh-heh. Happy 20th, you non-teen. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm pretty sure that the tie-breaker system works off of who has accumulated the most points out of those tied with you, unlike the strength of schedule/who beat who system. Ransac, cpa trash man

Rank: Team Name: W-L-T: WPct: Pts: Streak: Waiver: Moves 1*: Ransac's Maniacs: 9-4-0: .692: 2981.50: L-1: 4: 25 2*: Wildcard!!!: 9-4-0: .692: 2855.00: W-3: 5: 51 3*: Silmarils: 8-5-0: .615: 3007.50: W-4: 3: 25 4 : The Mad Dwarvez: 5-8-0: .385: 2952.00: W-1: 6: 67 5 ...

|337 means leet lol means laugh out loud woot means ________________________________? BMF means Bad Mother Foinker rofl means Rolling On Floor Laughing roflmao means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Oink Off leet means _________________________________? I think (but merely spectulation)...

*Ransac points and laughs at TomB.* 21-7, Cowboys!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man