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*Ransac is having no fun at all being hurt by this. So, he casts Dominate on Oversoul and Flings him toward a large pile of goblin poo. Ransac then unleashes the THIRD PLAGUE OF RANSAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trillions of Goblins fall from the sky.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Happy Birthday!!!!! Would you give me money!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? Ransac, cpa trash man

Well, I suppose I can post them, but I'm missing about two or three responses. I'll collaborate what I have either today or tomorrow. But, I must be off soon. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac lobs muffins filled with napalm everywhere and lights a flare.* This will be interesting. *Ransac tosses the flare and runs.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Spike/Johnny, for me. Ransac, cpa trash man

Predator. John Cena is up for a role in the remake. Who here likes John Cena? Ransac, cpa trash man

Being as random as he is, Ransac was not surprised by this sudden entrance. Ransac, cpa trash man

Cocoa Ransac, cpa trash man

Nah. We're battling to destroy the tent. Completely. *Ransac casts Singe on the tent.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Unfortunately, these midgets are already 5/5's. They're STRONG midgets!* Ransac, cpa trash man

No. You should be flogged. Who should flog Oversoul first? Ransac, cpa trash man

"Zounds," replied Ransac, "perhaps we need a completely new approach?" Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac pushes a button and five-hundred midgets wielding mallets swarm the field.* Ransac, cpa trash man

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*Ransac snaps his fingers and he is now encased in his protective, impenetrable bubble.* Huh. I forgot I could do that. Funny what things you'll remember when you read through old posts. *Ransac's bubble slips out of Oversoul's grip, but the turds continue to push him to the ground.* *And...

*Ransac sets fire to Spiderman's one-piece.* Ransac, cpa trash man

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*Ransac clutches his three awards and laughs. Then he remembers something: "Theorgg stated that 'Tents are eas[y] to destroy". Ransac looks at Oversoul and smiles. Oversoul smiles back, not having a clue what Ransac is actually smiling about.* TIME TO TEAR DOWN THE TENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *An...

[Update: Awards are over. 2005 Winner's List Complete] Ransac, cpa trash man