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How DARE you tap my Plow! I'm sure that's sexual harassment in some states ;) Untap, upkeep, Draw, Done. :( Ransac: Life: 14 Cards in Hand: 3 Cards in Library: 43 In Play: (U) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (U) Library of Alexandria (U,U) Tropical...

Untap, upkeep, Draw, Done. Ransac: Life: 14 Cards in Hand: 2 Cards in Library: 44 In Play: (U) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (U) Library of Alexandria (U,U) Tropical Island [U/G Dual Land] x2 (U) Tundra [U/W Dual Land, 2/2] (U) Sol Ring [T: Add 2...

Piddlesticks! I'm done, then. Ransac: Life: 14 Cards in Hand: 1 Cards in Library: 45 In Play: (T) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (T) Library of Alexandria (T,T) Tropical Island [U/G Dual Land] x2 (T) Tundra [U/W Dual Land, 2/2] (T) Sol Ring [T: Add...

Let's add a spell. Something to make opponents think twice before attacking. Awaken the Dead 1B Instant Return target creature from any graveyard to play under your control. Remove this creature from the game at end of turn. EDIT: added "under your control", as I had intended to. Ransac, cpa...

Untap, upkeep, Draw, Library of Alexandria. Tap out for Form of the Dragon. Response? Ransac: Life: 17 Cards in Hand: 1 Cards in Library: 45 In Play: (T) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (T) Library of Alexandria (T,T) Tropical Island [U/G Dual Land]...

*Ransac awakens to find the bodies of dead schoolgirls lying around. Ransac notices the lint that knocked him out and lunges for it.* Ransac, cpa trash man

C'mon Mageta the Lion! Ransac, cpa trash man

....ew........... caustic goo. *Ransac gets hit by the flung lint and is knocked out.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Let's have a nice, big, beefy creature. Big in size. Big in Casting Cost. Big in special ability. Gigantical Mugroth 5RR Creature - Mugroth Trample Whenever Gigantical Mugroth deals damage to an opponent, destroy target land. 6/5 Ransac, cpa trash man

:D My bad. I keep forgetting to update below. Untap, Upkeep, Draw. Go. Ransac: Life: 17 Cards in Hand: 2 Cards in Library: 46 In Play: (U) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (U,U) Tropical Island [U/G Dual Land] x2 (U) Tundra [U/W Dual Land, 2/2] (U)...

Well, we take nominations until Monday, and then vote for a week. Ransac, cpa trash man

Drop Tropical Island. Play Verdant Touch (No Buyback) on Tundra and attack. Done. Ransac: Life: 17 Cards in Hand: 3 Cards in Library: 47 In Play: (T) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (T) Tropical Island [U/G Dual Land] (U) Tundra [U/W Dual Land, 2/2]...

*Ransac Deflections the Terminate back to Causticversoul.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Draw, Balance. Response? If not, you keep 1 creature, two lands, and don't discard. Ransac: Life: 17 Cards in Hand: 3 Cards in Library: 47 In Play: (T) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (T) Tropical Island [U/G Dual Land] (U) Tundra [U/W Dual Land]...

*Ransac campaigns for the selection committee by posing nude for the retired at the old folks home... ... he recieved only minor injuries from the mob and insued.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep. Manipulator? Ransac, cpa trash man

Nope. Still done. Ransac, cpa trash man

Nope. Ransac, cpa trash man

NOTE: Sorry! I didn't notice that you went shortly after I did. :D Attack with Mountain and 1/1 token. Done after that. Ransac: Life: 20 Cards in Hand: 3 Cards in Library: 47 In Play: (T) Birds of Paradise [0/1, Flying, T: add one of any color mana to mana pool] (T) Tropical Island [U/G Dual...

*Ransac chucks a water cooler full of tapioca into the battlefield.* Ransac, cpa trash man