Wow, that was the worst round for me, yet.
And, it wouldn't be KIDS that I take with me to picnics......
It'd be dead babi....
*Before Ransac could finish his sentence, Orgg hits him over the head with an Atog.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Mr. Orgg is a fine, upstanding gentleman. My humble thanks to you, my good man.
Ferret of New Darth, you are a miscreant for failing to address Mr. Phineas Q. Orgg with a descriptive prefix, such as Mr., Sir, or even "The."
Ransac, cpa trash man
You're good. Don't worry about it. If you got things to take care of, then we can handle ourselves........ well..... maybe not Nightstalkers. He needs some attention to. But, we'll just have Orgg sit on him.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Bloody Word! How dare you infuriate mine intellect by insulting my integrity. You are a holligan for your lack of respect to those of higher parliamentary position of your local educational committee!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
Lol! Yeah, Fastbond would be great for your deck.
And no, we don't need to make a new thread. I'll just start.
Draw (No Mulligan). I always seem to get this card on from the start... Volcanic Island, SOL RING. Done.
DarthFerret
Life: 20
Cards in Hand: ?
Cards in Library: ?
In Play:
Plains...
Well, there you go! I got nothing in my hand (Celestial Dawn, Land Tax, Land Tax). Good game!
Another, game? If so, I'll play first.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Sorry. I tapped the Library for the Scroll Rack. My Bad.
Untap, Upkeep, 5 to you, Draw, Scroll Rack my hand, Done.
DarthFerret
Life: 9
Cards in Hand: 2
Cards in Library: 48
In Play:
Plains (U)
Forest (U)
Underground Sea (U)
Bayou (U)
Mountain (U)
Scrubland (U)
Birds of Paradise (U)...
How rude! You are a vile runt for you have the tongue of a leperous wench that doesn't properly wipe her underside after using the facilities in public!
Ransac, cpa trash man
My dear young lad, you are a rascal for not properly securing your foot-ties in a "Doubled-Knotted" fashion that provides the correct tightness for shoe fastening. How brash of you!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
I've never seen the Overlord and Queen in play at the same time. Awesome! and, yeah, the Rector is RFG.
Untap, Upkeep, Five damage to you. Draw, Scroll Rack my hand. Done.
DarthFerret
Life: 14
Cards in Hand: 2
Cards in Library: 49
In Play:
Plains (T)
Forest (T)
Underground Sea (T)
Bayou...
Untap, Upkeep, Draw, Library Draw....
....oh wow...... this is just too much...... :D Well, SINCE you're tapped out and have no "free" counterspells in your deck :D
Plateau. Fastbond, Plains, Savannah, Mountain (3 Damage to me), Pattern of Rebirth my Academy Rector and then cast Fling on it to...