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Wat are you holding? BG Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, target creature you control gains +X/+X until end of turn. Another target creature you control gains -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand. Fixing punctuation error. Ransac, cpa trash man

How about this? Wat are you holding? BG Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, target creature you control gains +X/+X until end of turn, where X is equal to the number of cards in your hand. Then, another target creature you control gains -X/-X until end of turn. If control less than two...

But it worked, didn't it? *Ransac stares at KJ and wonders if he got the job.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes, go ahead. Ransac, cpa trash man

*After overhearing the last introduction, a strange man in a dark brown coat steps out of the shadows.* hmm....... Can't find your gun? That's a shame there. You should replace it! Name's Ransac, and I sells merchandise that I happens to........ find. Yeah, we'll goes with that. *Ransac opens...

You give us a lot of credit, don't you? Hex counters? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac bakes a cake (that's hard as a rock) and uses it as a cork to plug theorgg's butt with.* Ransac, cpa trash man

ANY time you draw a Dwarven Pony, it's a "topdeck". ;) Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at the cake in front of him.* Hmm.. I must be a GREAT Pastry chef! I made this rum cake by just THINKING!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I topdecked a Dwarven Pony on my first hand of a three-player game against MrPestilence and Theorgg. How's THAT for topdeck?! Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! Your computer is dropped off the Empire State Building. It reaches terminal speed before it crashes on the ground. That's really fast! I wish for yogurt! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, in a coke-drunken stupor, offers his services as a pastry chef.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Oblations Ransac, cpa trash man

*Bearansorgg, DarthFerret, and Oversoul tells the pixies that HOUTS is a fairy and that HE must've stolen their pixie dust.* Ransac, cpa trash man

It's humiliating, that's why. *Bearansorgg pulls a Flamatog out of his breechcloth and hits HOUTS over the head with it. Apparently, it has no effect, since HOUTS is already flaming.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yup, it's Craig Jones. Awesome play. Awesome play. Ransac, cpa trash man

I just watched this video of a semi-final match on Magicthegathering.com. I think it's a Pro Tour match, but not sure. Here is as amazing a topdeck as I've ever seen one. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmm..... I like this concept. Actually, I REALLY like this concept. A certain type of counter that can be given bonus or detriments depending on the effects of outside cards. I suggest we remove the "Ink" concept of the counter and re-package this mechanic entirely. Any suggestions? Ransac...

Taiga, Done. Ransac Life: 20 Hand: 6 Library: 53 In Play: (U) Taiga (G/R) Graveyard: RFG: BigBlue Life: 20 Hand: ? Library: ? In Play: Graveyard: RFG: Ransac, cpa trash man

Shadow is not broken. Protean Hulk is not broken. Megrim is not broken. Windfall is...... well, it may be. It is restricted in Vintage. But, who cares. If he can't beat you, then he needs another deck. Ransac, cpa trash man