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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUKE!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Don't you have to return an artifact when it cip? Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep, Attack with the Varmint. Responses/Magically-Turn-one-Of-Your-Creatures-Black-to-Block DarthFerret: 4/Dead? Handsize: 6 In play: (U) CPA RGW Triple Land - Double Tap (<THIS> comes into play tapped and does not untap during your next untap phase) (U,U) Island (T,U) Swamp (U,U)...

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These cards hardly seem to do "nothing". WHERE'S THE NOTHING DECK!?!?!?!? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac tries to scratch Oversoul out, but can't before the goblin turds (still targeting Oversoul) begin to bury him. Ransac has no choice but to unleash the third plague (trillions of goblins raining from the sky) in hopes that some of them may randomly start unburying him and Oversoul.*...

*Ransac holds his liver (unaffected from his college experience, I say), and falls down, but not before unleashing the second plague of Ransac onto Oversoul. Billions of Goblin turds fall from the sky, isolated over the area of ground that Oversoul happens to be at or move to.* Ransac, cpa...

Psh.... I dunno. Less than 20 on MTGSalvation... around 700-800 on MTGNews, but most of that's in the Colosseum... a little more than a 100 on DF's site.... that's it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Is it just me, or does every fight seem to start off as everybody vs. me? :D *Ransac grabs Oversoul's tentacle and sticks it into KJ's black clothing.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*DF is suddenly consumed by millions of stampeding weasels, indicating that the first plague of Ransac has been unleashed.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac casts Touch of Dysentary on DF.* For some reason, I imagine me using that word a lot today. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Still yawns. Dysentary sets in.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Impatiently checks his watch... Ransc, cpa trash man

But I've been doing a good job for these past 15 years..... Ransac, cpa trash man

At least I don't stink of MULE..... feces.... Ransac, cpa trash man

It's in my sig, though. Can't change it. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm the CPA's representative to the Post Council..... meaning I get to make up the induction ceremonies for posting on this site. :D ....and I get all the cereal I want Ransac, cpa trash man

Cycling RULES!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

The induction involves 50 gallons of pudding and two tickets to see "Norbit" with Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy. Spidey has joined the 22000 post club! LARRY!!!! GET THE MULE FECES!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man