*Ransac, the village dirt-digger, comes walking along, singing a song.*
Dig...dirt...Dig...dirt...Dig...dirt...Dig...dirt...Dig...dirt...Dig...dirt...Dig...dirt...Dig...dirt...
Diggin' Dirt is what I do best!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! TURGY22 HAS BEEN DECIMATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, better start...