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I don't think any of our decks are suited for multi-player matches, but what the heck? Ransac, cpa trash man

Named after the baby's real mother? Ransac, cpa trash man

I just read this past weekend that my Seahawks are coming to Cleveland!!!!! I GOTTA GETS ME SOME TICKET!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

So we have Spidey, Oversoul, and myself. Melkor? Lythand? turgy22? You guys still in this? I know that Melkor has been online, but turgy22 and Lythand haven't been to the site in a couple of weeks. DF is currently bouncing a baby, so we know his excuse. Melkor? turgy22? Lythand? Spidey and...

Damage on the stack? Ransac, cpa trash man

T-Bone Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep, Swamp, Attack with everyone. Blocks? Response? Ransac: 18 Hand: 8 In Play: (U) Plains (U,U) Mountain (U) Forest (U) Island (U,U) Swamp Blood Rites (1R, Sacrifice a creature: Blood Rites deals 2 damage to target creature or player.) (T) Lantern Kami (1/1, Flying Spirit) (T)...

What the little man's name? Please say you didn't name him after Spiderman... Ransac, cpa trash man

Sorry. 4. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, still in scalding pain and flailing his arms around like crazy, manages to subdue five of the seals before they shoot him with tranquilizers.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I have nothing for that. I'll wait for spidey to tell you. Ransac, cpa trash man

I play Blessed Breath on my Kami, giving it pro-white. Additionally, since it's a Arcane spell, the Kami becomes 3/3. Ransac, cpa trash man

Block the Blademaster with my Kami. I will have a response. Ransac, cpa trash man

Next Card Melkor - 41 pts, 13 cards Goblin Sky Raider Mind Extraction Python Urborg Elf Imperiosaur Ghitu War Cry Unearth Grave Defiler Sick and Tired Sliversmith Shimmering Mirage Lava Axe Centaur Omenreader Daisy Dukes - 36 pts, 12 cards Whirlpool Warrior Elven Cache...

I'd like to point out that mtgsalvation.com supposedly has the complete spoiler. If they are correct, then the Faerie and Merfolk tribes make me VERY happy. Ransac, cpa trash man

............WELL! The customer is always right. *Ransac pours himself a scalding cup of coffee and proceeds to dump it over his head and body. Instantly, Ransac screams in pain and runs around the counter area, knocking over appliances, napkin dispensers, glasses, customers, and whatnot.*...

Next Card Melkor - 41 pts, 13 cards Goblin Sky Raider Mind Extraction Python Urborg Elf Imperiosaur Ghitu War Cry Unearth Grave Defiler Sick and Tired Sliversmith Shimmering Mirage Lava Axe Centaur Omenreader Daisy Dukes - 36 pts, 12 cards Whirlpool Warrior Elven Cache...

*Ransac walks by the cafe after several months. Apparently, he never locked it after his last shift 7 months ago and the bums have moved in.* This won't do. *Ransac casts Living Earth on the bums' pants, which are covered with enough dirt to constitute as land. The pants come to life and...

I didn't know my speech was so missed! WELL then... Welcome! Okay, enough babbling. Here's your room key, strategically located next to Orgg's septic tank. Additionally, here's your complimentary CPA G-String, your invitation to poke fuzzy510 (expired), and your key to the super secret...

Untap, Upkeep, Mountain, Blood Rites, Done. Ransac: 19 Hand: 9 In Play: (U) Plains (T,T) Mountain (T) Forest (T) Island (T) Swamp Blood Rites (1R, Sacrifice a creature: Blood Rites deals 2 damage to target creature or player.) (U) Lantern Kami (1/1, Flying Spirit) (U) Hearth Kami (2/1...