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I got nothing. Is there an IT guy at your job that can clue you in? Ransac, cpa trash man

You mean Terry Bradshaw's recycled urine? Ransac, cpa trash man

I'll scoop. Getting to Threshold has been my goal this entire time, with the cards I have left. They're essentially useless now that you have Mortiphobia as well (never would have thought that you pulled one, too). It's about time that you finally beat me! Onto Odyssey! Ransac, cpa trash man

While we've briefly paused, would each of you check your card pool to see that there aren't any discrepancies. Ransac, cpa trash man

Cool! That'll give me time to find a decent strategy. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hah! I countered your Rath Cycle sweep with an Urza's Cycle sweep!! :D Even playing field now. Yes, let's go onto Masques! MOOSEMAN! OVERSOUL! ANYONE!!!!! Someone generate us some packs! Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep, Forest, Done. Ransac: 12 Hand: 5 In Play: (U) Island (U,U,U) Swamp (U,U,U) Mountain (U,U) Plains (U) Forest Mortiphobia (1B, Discard a card: Remove target card in a graveyard from the game. 1B, Sacrifice Mortiphobia: Remove target card in a graveyard from the game.) (U) Aven...

Indeed! I'm going to structure a new deck that hopefully doesn't get too detered by one roll. You wanna start a new game tomorrow? Ransac, cpa trash man

Since you played Spies again, here's my hand: Bubbling Muck Kingfisher Yavimaya Elder Untap, Upkeep, Attack with T. Angel (returning your Monk to your Hand) I will continue to do this move every turn until you do something else. Unless the last card in your hand really will turn this game...

Why, THANK you! Ransac, cpa trash man

You done? Ransac, cpa trash man

JUST a 60-card deck? We're talking 150-500 card decks and you bring in a non-triple digit number?!?! Sounds like down to me. Thanks, Debbie. Ransac, cpa trash man

I scoop. I have no way to destroy the land without relying on Chaosroll (which hasn't been kind to me the past few turns. :D) GG! Hunting Grounds is a bomb. Lemme find another deck to try. Ransac, cpa trash man

Resolves. So, if I'm right, the only creature you have left is Wall of Glare, you now have three cards in hand (Spies and Monk), and I lost my Warden and Gardener. Gardener's ability on the stack, targeting your Mountain. Ransac, cpa trash man

Before I make my move, does putting a creature on AOL remove it from play? Ransac, cpa trash man

Yup. Resolves? Ransac, cpa trash man

Crap, didn't read Murphy's Law thoroughly (buh-dump, ching). Take it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Warden blocks the Beetle, Gardener blocks the spies, Extruder blocks the Gamekeeper, Spider blocks the Ogre. What's your response? Ransac, cpa trash man

Spidey... you are a serious buzz-kill..... thanks, debbie downer... Ransac, cpa trash man

You can just discard one randomly. I'm done. :D Ransac, cpa trash man