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You have two months to live. No one's going to dare to stop you from spending this time goofing off. So feel free to. I wish Ransac would join the 5,000 club.

You poor thing.

I think Doombringer, DÛke, Homestar, hrothmar, Istanbul, Izaryo, Jigglypuff, NorrYtt, Notepad (SeFRo), Rando, Reverend Love, and Rooser belong on that list.

How many cards are actually supposed to be in my hand/library? I don't want to draw an extra one, but I have eight cards in my hand now (and 38 in my library, not 40) and I can't tell whether the eighth one is my draw for this turn or whether I actually had it last turn and didn't discard...

Mana Crypt. Maybe now you want to respond?

Processing.

Untap, upkeep, draw, Badlands, done. DarthFerret Life: 19 Hand: 7 Library: 51 In Play: (U,U) Island x 2 (U) Swamp Graveyard: RFG: Oversoul Life: 20 Hand: 7 Library: 50 In Play: (U, U) Badlands x2 (U) Mountain Graveyard: RFG: Spiderman Life: 20 Hand: 5 Library: 51 In Play: (T) Bayou (T)...

Land Grant fetches Tropical Island into my hand. I pay 5 life and draw 5 cards. Thran Quarry, Ornithopter, responses? Storm count is now 2 and I am at 15 life.

Exactly.

Cugel was glad that he had been able to defeat Arik without losing too many of his comrades. But he still had no idea where he was. Well, he would not be going home any time in the near future. Perhaps it would be best to remain with those he knew he could trust. For now.

You mean Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? That was Hunter S. Thompson.

Rampage doesn't last very long, since Oversoul found the tranquilizers that are hypos instead of suppositories and knocks KJ out again.

Myriapod

I am out of clean pants, so I skin you alive and use your hide to make new pants, then I explode with anger at how crappy the pants turned out and proceed to make the rest of your short life very painful. I wish for a milkshake.

Maybe Oversoul IS a naked woman? Wait, no. I'm pretty sure he isn't. Oh forget it. That's my question and I'm sticking to it.

I like how when you posted the board, I no longer exist. Well, I'll try to finish you off before I have to post it again... Untap, upkeep, skip draw phase, Land Grant revealing Cabal Ritual (the only card left in my hand), responses?

He died today at age 84 as a result of injuries from a fall. An uncanny percentage of my favorite famous people have died from falls. Weird.

I don't know what this "single-celled" crap is all about. Sure, bacteria have an excuse. But if eukaryotes want my respect, they'll behave like civilized creatures and form organized tissues.

Poor Killer Joe.