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"Well, any lead is better than no lead. That's what I always say. Those prints look easy enough to follow. Be careful, though."

I'm Oversoul and I'm the fastest ray-gun in space. I've made my living herding space cattle across space ranges in space. Recently, I was offered a job as the space sheriff for a brand new space colony. So I put my space saddle on my space horse and rode to accept the new job and I've got to...

I get pseudofolliculitis barbae every time I shave. But I have shaved and yeah, I'll probably do so again.

"Corticruss? Bah, some treasure collector acting on his own no doubt. I was hoping you had connections with more authority. But I should explain... This is the so-called false tomb of Shalaz, although I doubt that there was ever a 'true' tomb to begin with. The Levos Focus Compendium, which has...

Oops, good catch. Throg does also have those two items. And that's right, he has two uses left on the Chalice of Night. "So, you don't know anything about the graverobbers either, and you are only here for a book? Well, I can tell you that the graverobbers came looking for relics buried with...

Throg opens his inventory... Weapons: Axe of Mighty Striking (equipped) Hellfire Sword Sword of Defiance Armor: Light Armor Items: Chalice of Night Gold: 1,322 "I am not surprised that you did not know of me. I've been here guarding the wizard crypts against necromancers who would use them...

Untap, upkeep retrieving Squee, draw, Mirari's Wake, pitch Squee to Survival for Seedborn Muse, play Seedborn Muse, use both Tradewind Riders to bounce Dromar's Cavern and a Scrubland, done. Mooseman: 41 Hand: 3 Library: 42 Battlefield: (T) Scrubland (T: W or B) (TT) Bayou (T:B or G) x2 (T)...

Throg grabs what looks like a particularly weak point and pries. At first, it looks like nothing is happening. As Throg heaves, a section of the device comes loose and breaks off suddenly, throwing Throg to the ground and landing on top of him. Throg takes 2 damage from the broken glass and...

Nope.

Nope.

Weapons the party is carrying at this time... Throg: Axe of Mighty Striking (equipped), Hellfire Sword, Sword of Defiance. Dorgath: Axe (equipped), Unidentified Wand. Kelgar: Warhammer (equipped). Carrow: Sword of Hoeth (equipped), Bow (8 arrows remaining), Sword.

"Just to be sure..." *Cugel tests the swords on one of the beds.*

"I still think we should stick together. If whatever is up there is worth looking into, we can all look into it. If we want to turn around, we can all turn around."

I meant the stuff from the sack. I forgot about the rest of the chest. Might as well grab the necklace as well and maybe a woolen cloak depending on how much room it will take. *Cugel will also check to see if the swords from the chest seem better than the ones anyone already has.* "Hm...

I never went to your senor year high school either. Oh wait, nevermind. Yes, I did endure all of high school.

No response.

*Cugel pockets the loot.* "Nothing. Nothing is in the chest. Oh, fine..." *Cugel shares the wealth.* "Well, I got what I came for. Or possibly not. If the creatures here really were preparing to attack Guido's fort, we have at least struck quite a blow to them. So, unless we missed anything...

I'd have gotten back to this sooner, but I was a bit busy. Now that my exam is out of the way, I'm a bit less busy... So what are you going to use to break the device?

Yeah, attacking with the Birds was really just to make using Raiding Party as a final act more tempting, but I guess Spidey isn't as spiteful as I am...

Well, I've never owned any device containing an internal combustion engine. No car, no truck, no motorcycle, motorboat, or airplane. Not even a lawnmower.