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*Oversoul punches the lead rabbit's toe, but only ends up hurting himself.*

I suppose we could pit them against one another...

Poof! Now everything tastes acrid--except for you. You taste wonderful. When someone catches you licking yourself, the truth is revealed to others, and you are harvested for your great taste. Little bits of you are sold to rich people all over the world. I wish I really did have trollspawn...

No. Did I REALLY have to ask?

Optometry

*Oversoul casts Giant Growth on one of Ransac's toes so that it is now a big toe, then he punches it as hard as he can. However, he is unable to defend himself from the assault of the other toes, which toe him repeatedly.*

Oh. I must have had Ghostly Prison confused with something else. And I almost suggested Propaganda as such a card for dealing with attackers. Silly me...

Great, now we have to deal with both Train and Evan d...

Your newfound ability gives you quite the edge in wagers over competitions. However, a crazy person (from this forum, but I won't say which one) catches on. He captures you, tortures you to death, then cooks and eats your brain in an attempt to gain your power. I wish people would kick it up a...

I've never been there. What is the Lima Bean Shack?

Ohms

Yeah, I can always just stay toward the back and shoot stuff and hope I don't get hit by another trap or something. I think proceeding with caution should work.

Whxxes?

You might want something to deal with attackers...

*Oversoul flies way up in the air. He begins to descend, and tries to flap his wings, but of course that doesn't work. He crashes down and lands on Ransac's second toe (now first, I guess) on his right foot* Ow.

Before my time, but I think I might have seen some posts by Foundation of Rancor a while back...

Didn't know she was a serial killer, eh? Well now you do. Too little too late though. I wish I knew what Killer Joe was talking about when he said "Charlize Theron" and "Aeon Flux."

No. What should be my weapon of choice?

Ineloquence

Could it be that someone slipped the sandwich there purposefully?