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You die, and someone puts cardamine flowers on your grave. I wish for teeth.

Finding himself in black clothing that is much too small, Zadok002 is too distracted to slice Ransac's head open properly, and simply barrels into him, causing both parties to tumble into the rapids.

That depends... Do tears of joy count?

Bacon

And so when he walked amongst others, they usually tried to destroy him.

*Oversoul watches, amazed as Ransac kills himself with his own Plague Wind.* He must have forgotten that he was still enchanted, and therefore still under my control. What a weird way to go... *Oversoul sees Nightstalkers advancing on him now that he is unprotected and hurt badly from the...

You are slapped in the face by a small girl. She then beats you up, takes your lunch money, and rectally rapes you. The next day, she does it again. Same the next. This happens continuously for years and each time, a little bit of you dies inside. As she gets older, she gets uglier and more...

Dangerous rapids blocked Ransac's escape.

Clam

It doesn't matter--I'll want to watch the fight regardless. Would you watch the fight?

Casnar survived, but the operation converted him into a pizza-snotling.

*Rootwater Matriarch dies a terrified death.* Ack. I should have given her protection from black. Oh well. At least I still have Ransac and Personal Incarnation. Now kill those Nightstalkers! *Oversoul casts Dance of the Dead on Rootwater Matriarch.* Live again!

I think Gizmo meant that they shock people with how good they are. But when I first saw the term, I thought the same thing you did...

A horrible plague leaves you disfigured and brain-damaged, but kills everyone else on the planet. Since you're still alive, you're better than them at everything, including the things you want to be the best at. I wish for a slow and painful death.

But since Zadok002 was a crazed killer, he attacked Ransac with a meat cleaver rather than answering the question.

Yam

Nightstalkers. Why?

Chuckie Cheese rushed Casnar to a hospital.

Granted. You buy 67,000 lottery tickets and use the same numbers on all of them. Your numbers turn out to be the winning numbers. And everyone else who bought tickets for this lottery picks the exact same numbers as you did. Your total winnings come out to much less than the cost of all your...

Zadok002 was waiting at the bottom of the hill.