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After making the change, they make you their mascot. The "Shriveled Balls" become invincible and dominate the sport forever. Everywhere you go, people think of you as "the shriveled balls guy" and make fun of you. Depressed by this, you commit suicide. I wish I were a dinosaur.

While Nightstalkers was busy battling this dilemma, the Democratic Party was hard at work on their own scheme to capture Ransac.

No. Should I have?

Dreams

When they told him that they had a recipe for a pudding that tasted like gnats, Sreklatsthgin became excited and offered to do anything for the recipe.

*Oversoul is hurled into the air by the impact, but he fights off unconsciousness.*

Yeah, back when Planeshift was new, I got three boosters out of the same box and both had Deadapult as the rare. I think I also picked up a third booster with something else though... I don't intend to spend money on boosters (ever since I got Sheltering Prayers as my rare, I've been hesistant...

You get your wish. In a cheese factory somewhere, the cheesey leader of the cheesey revolution jumps on a worker's head and initiates the revolution. Cheese all over the world gets the news and they rebel. Now humans are the slaves of cheese. You are one of the first to experience the horror of...

Usually, the Nightstalkers would have accepted Ransac's offer.

I don't think so. What door?

Realism

Luorsrevo suggested that they try to use this non-ultimate recipe by taking it to Sreklatsthgin, the sage.

*Oversoul wimpers as the City of Brass starts moving back toward him. Then Theorgg phases in and reappears in front of Oversoul, in the path of the Rebounded City of Brass.*

Nice to see you back.

Pyroclasm, Dry Spell, Brand, blockers. Only the last one can be played before you drop the Phantasm though...

*examines crates*

Untap, skip draw phase because of Bargain. I'll pay 8 life to draw 8 cards, then drop an Island, tap out for UUUBBB, use B to play a Sol Ring and tap it for 2, then use 2UB to play Illusions of Grandeur, and the remaining UUB to Donate it to Istanbul. Any instants? If not, it's Spidey's turn...

Twisted Justice looks cool. I'm worried that it will be like Spinal Embrace was--fun at first, but too mana-heavy and situational to be used even in casual decks after the initial coolness wears off. With what I've seen so far, this is my favorite set since Nemesis.

And you get atomic cigarettes! It's a play on the propaganda posters that list ingredients found in cigarettes. I guess it wouldn't be funny if you haven't seen those posters. Theorgg's cigarettes are obviously special. I wonder how well LSD would work if it were in cigarettes...

Granted. Your advertisement (and the knowledge of what all the chemicals on it are) spread like wildfire. Your misspelling of "deoxyribonucleic" also catches on. This offends some nerds, who make the rest of your life a living hell in retribution for your inadvertent propagation of this mistake...