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*Oversoul is slowly backing away from Nightstalkers.* Uh, um. Hi Nightstalkers. Hi Aswan Jaguars. The thing is, um, we shouldn't fight each other. We should join forces to destroy 5versoul. Yeah, he's the real threat. See all the slivers he has! Don't those slivers look mean?

*Oversoul planeswalks back to the CPA.* Now that I'm done taking over that other universe, I'll settle this battle over... ...whatever it is we're fighting for. *Oversoul opens up a portal to the universe in which his City of Brass is now located. Trillions of slivers fly out of it and...

U/B decks are my favorites, but Perplex looks pretty much useless. It's three mana and isn't even a hard counter. No one uses Rethink. A counter that costs 1UB should be stronger in its effect than Counterspell. This thing is just like Counterspell except that it gives the opponent another...

Pankration

You are implicated for murder and this thread is used as evidence during your trial. The thread becomes famous and people from all over the world come here to check out the thread that helped catch the killer. I wish I knew who framed Ransac.

And so Namredips beat up some children until they learned the location of the lake in which the lake monster dwelled.

Quite hungry, and seeing Oversoul return without any food, The Orgg decides to eat Apollo.

At least four. What am I forgetting?

August of 1993.

*The dog-poo goes through a portal into Oversoul's universe and comes out through another portal that is an inch behind Ransac's head.*

Not to go off-topic, but the "Aquatic Ape Theory" addresses this nicely (not that I'm a proponent of the theory, since I'm on the fence when it comes to Darwinian evolution anyway).

Well, I'm the one who built (and played) that "Trix" deck. If I'd been trying to win as quickly as possible, I'd have played a Tendrils deck. I haven't traded/bought/sold any cards for a while, and with the state my collection is in right now, a Tendrils deck would definitely have been the most...

Panacea

Nuclear war begins. You survive somehow, but no one around you is alive and there is no food to be found. You stumble across a small packet of trail mix, which you eat. After you finish the trail mix, you can't find any more food, and die of starvation. I wish for a much larger packet of trail...

With his dying breath, Ggroeht told them that he had been hired by the lake monster* to kidnap Ollopa. *The very same lake monster as the one mentioned in the first page of this thread!

Oversoul returned from Checkers--this time without any food.

I don't buy slaves, I just sell them. How much would YOU be willing to pay for them?

Pot

It does, but you aren't nominated for anything. I wish for peace.

This woke Ggroeht.