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It is apparently inadvisable to face Dr. Swol in a direct confrontation. However, it might be difficult for all five of us... Seven: Me, you, Melkor's ghost, McGill, Pikachu, Pete, and Repete. ...to sneak in and find those Shards. Just the Foot Shard. We don't need the Head Shard. Melkor's...

Play the Smithy.

Our attempts at stealth will only be impeded by your newfound luminescence, Sophia. Ward removes Sophia's "glowing" affixation. Sophia is now a granite gargoyle that is not glowing. He then tries on his new boots and begins herding the party in a southerly direction.

Round I Cannot Believe This Fight Is Still Going -Carrow swings at a bat, but misses. Strike one? -Throg slices a bat in half. -Throg kicks a passing bat, taking the flying monster down. -Throg tries to bite a bat, but ends up mostly just looking ridiculous. -Dorgath hits at bat. The monster is...

Games still exist. By the way, Apprentice is now defunct. Some people tried to keep it going, but it wasn't able to handle the number of cards in the game anymore. I've spent barely any time at all on things that would require Apprentice since then, but I do sometimes use Cockatrice, which is a...

Round Whatever -The Power Phase is 1 for this turn. An Unexpected Event occurs... -Attracted by the noise, six giant bats and six giant rats arrive from parts unknown. The bats ambush the Warriors. The rats take advantage of this and rush past the slow-moving skeletons, descending into the pit...

Silver.

Round 13 -The Power Phase is 3 for this turn. -Kelgar blesses Carrow with Healing Touch, fully restoring him. -A ghoul's attack hits Throg, but fails to damage him through his armor and defiance aura. -A ghoul swipes at Throg and just misses. -A ghoul tumbles at Dorgath and veers too far...

Feast for a Laboratory, buy a Silver.

Round 12 -The Power Phase is 6 for this turn. -Kelgar heals Carrow with his Healing Touch blessing (8/14). -Carrow clears his head. He is feeling a bit better now. -Throg impales a ghoul on his sword as soon as the monster reaches the bottom. The ghoul is killed almost instantly. -A ghoul...

While Pete is lowering them down in his web harness, Ward alliterates Sophia from a goat into a glowing granite gargoyle. Fortunately, most overworlders don't realize how delicious I am.

Pitch everything to the Cellar.

Burning Wish is unrestricted. It was never banned.

Oh good, you broke it. Nonsense. My computer has overheated dozens of times and it still works once it cools down. No, I am afraid that it is a lost cause. The machine is beyond repair. What a pity it is that we shall not hear talking animals delivering their horrible slam poetry every time we...

Like Turgy pointed out, even if you block them from reaching the floor, they can still jump on your heads. Going line-abreast with Dorgath and Throg in the front does work, however. So I'll assume that the party takes that configuration.

There's not enough room for everyone to engage at melee range with the ghoul. I'll assume that Kelgar is the one displaced back to where the skeletons were (closest to the spooky skull door/chaos gate). Kelgar is ready to step in if anyone needs relieved. He cannot reach Carrow from his current...

I'm thinking someone should search the upper levels of the tree in case the athletic foot soldiers left anything there that didn't get knocked out of the tree when they fell...

Hey, can you hear me down there? How is the weather? It's a bit windy up here, but we've got some silk for a tether. So sit back, relax and enjoy the show. I'll spin mad rhymes while Pete spins web and the DJ P2E spins a soundtrack that really is incomprehensible altogether. These soldiers drop...

-Throg regains his lost toughness as Laranscheld's Winds of Death spell dissipates (this was supposed to happen as soon as Laranscheld died, but it's happening now because the malevolent benevolent overseer forgot). -Carrow attempts to leap to Dorgath. He trips and falls straight off the ledge...

Ward charges the soldier. Sophia tries to distract this opponent. Look behind you: it's a plantar surface!