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And Zombie Master should not be a zombie?

The "with some equipment on it" part of that is key. That said, I never liked Steel Wall myself...

Your cow gives milk, but the milk your mother gets killed by some with a stick. You get to go to the festival, but then you get married to this guy who cheats on you. You get bread and also die or something (I really don't remember who wished for bread). I wish I could remember who it was that...

Diamonds

Wounded from the body wash, Luosrevo and the handful of his troops that remained hid in Yut's acorn storehouse, surviving on the acorns and tending their wounds.

Missing the kick he so carefully lined up for, Evan D makes himself vulnerable to Train's onslaught once more, and is driven into the wall a second time.

DNA? What are you talking about?

Pizza

He gathered the surviving snotlings for an attack on Yut's treehouse.

Kicking his blinded foe repeatedly, Evan D manages to bring Train to the ground.

Goblin King being a goblin won't make it more valuable to goblin decks than Goblin Warchief has become. What's the deal with Goblin King being a goblin anyway? Are they going to make the other lords into the creature types they help as well?

One of the snotlings, named Luosrevo, swore revenge against Yut, and plotted with his fellow snotlings to destroy the demon squirrel.

Odor

Instead of falling down, Evan D collapses against the wall, slides down, and flings dirt into Train's eyes.

They sought the acorn god, but upon tiring of the search, returned home only to find that Yut had decimated the the snotling city and killed most of their snotling brethren.

Cheese

Groaning and clutching his hurt hand, Train is oblivious to Evan D, who grabs a piece of the wall Train broke with his mighty fist and slams the large shard of rock onto Train's other hand.

Now that you mention him, I agree that he's the best 2cc elf, although not for tribal elf decks. I'm editing my post to reflect that though, since I noted similar circumstances with cards like Goblin Welder (easily the best 1cc goblin ever, but not useful in goblin decks).

*Oversoul is only a few feet from the safety of the City of Brass when he is struck on the back by Ransac's Tabernacle. The legendary land hits him with such force that it drives him thirty feet into the ground.*

Because you have cancer. I wish I understood how Ransac's cancer caused an ice cream truck to explode.