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Namredips drew his sabre and battled the malodorous tyrant.

This set looks awesome!

*Oversoul is still anxiously waiting in the drive-through.* I really must be getting back to my Tolarian Academy. I left so much lootable stuff there...

The Yankees all suffer such injuries when they use their knees to bash your face in. Within a month, modern medicine creates artificial knees that allow the men to come back out of retirement. They can't seem to find a cure for thousands of consecutive knee strikes to the face though, which is...

Hardly able to keep himself from being battered by the rapids, Ransac didn't notice the giant bird until it swooped down and lifted him into the air.

Well indeed. Well what?

Shark

They reminded Casnar of his mission and urged him not to give up.

You die, and someone puts cardamine flowers on your grave. I wish for teeth.

Finding himself in black clothing that is much too small, Zadok002 is too distracted to slice Ransac's head open properly, and simply barrels into him, causing both parties to tumble into the rapids.

That depends... Do tears of joy count?

Bacon

And so when he walked amongst others, they usually tried to destroy him.

*Oversoul watches, amazed as Ransac kills himself with his own Plague Wind.* He must have forgotten that he was still enchanted, and therefore still under my control. What a weird way to go... *Oversoul sees Nightstalkers advancing on him now that he is unprotected and hurt badly from the...

You are slapped in the face by a small girl. She then beats you up, takes your lunch money, and rectally rapes you. The next day, she does it again. Same the next. This happens continuously for years and each time, a little bit of you dies inside. As she gets older, she gets uglier and more...

Dangerous rapids blocked Ransac's escape.

Clam

It doesn't matter--I'll want to watch the fight regardless. Would you watch the fight?

Casnar survived, but the operation converted him into a pizza-snotling.

*Rootwater Matriarch dies a terrified death.* Ack. I should have given her protection from black. Oh well. At least I still have Ransac and Personal Incarnation. Now kill those Nightstalkers! *Oversoul casts Dance of the Dead on Rootwater Matriarch.* Live again!