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Mooseman?

Couldn't see this thread coming up as having new posts for some reason. You'll get your hands later today.

*For some reason, the tentacle tastes like Ransac's own urine. And his face is getting awfully hot.* Ha, my tentacles don't feel pain. You think that you can just--oh crap... *Oversoul hits the bottom.* Ow.

Oops, I accidently edited this post instead of quoting from it. Rather than going back and fixing it, I'll just leave this sentence that say what happened and that this was where I cast Dark Ritual.

Gross. I'd better sterilize that tentacle... *A ring of fire moves down the length of the tentacle, obliterating any Ransac urine as it goes, and getting constantly closer to Ransac's neck, which the tentacle still encircles.*

*Oversoul thinks about reaching up with a tentacle and grabbing something to avoid the fall, but decides instead to reach across and silence the screaming Ransac with a tentacle around his neck.*

No thanks. I like letting people show off.

Mulligan to six. Gemstone Mine, Tinder Wall, done. Storm count: 0 Lythand: 20 Hand:6 Library: 62 In play: -(U) Island x1 Graveyard: RFG: Oversoul: 20 Hand: 4 Library: 34 In play: -(T) Gemstone Mine (2 counters; T, remove a counter: one mana of any color Dies if there are zero counters) -(S...

I can still build a deck that has no way of hurting the opponent.

Heads it is. Play or draw?

What did you have in mind?

Heads or tails?

*The map makes no sense. It places the planet Neptune right between Carson City and Mooseman's hair. The midget porn is supposedly in a city near the core of Neptune called "muffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffin."*

YOU need to calm down.

*A large madget walks in an demands the map.* What's a madget, anyway?

I'm up for another adventure. Cugel will definitely hang onto Rowena's harp.

The meteors come back. But they just can't seem to hit anything Ransac would like them to hit. I wish the meteors would hit me.

They forgot about it?

*Oversoul points out that this "midget porn" is actually just a series of photographs showing a group of midgets throwing darts at a poster of Ransac's face. It ends with Zadok's signature.*

*Oversoul is still destroying everything in his path.* *William, the Cyberbacon, is still sizzling.*