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*Arrows away.*

Heads it is.

Five is the new black. Assassins 8 Bringers 3 Djinns 0 Dragons 9 Dwarves 0 Elementals 9 Ephraim 2 Golems 6 Humans 4 Kobolds 5 Leviathans 8 Merfolk 0 Slivers 7 Sphinxes 8 Walls 5 Wurms 9 Zombies 5

Ephraim, you ask a lot. My programming dicates that I strike killing blows when possible. Also, I worry that Spiderman will sneak in and heal the dwarves again. But I'll hack into my programming just this once and spare the last dwarf for now, which has the odd effect of killing some golems...

A plague ravages the land. Strangely, it only seems to afflict creature types that suck (leviathans -1, sphinxes -1). Assassins 9 Bringers 3 Djinns 0 Dragons 9 Dwarves 3 Elementals 9 Golems 8 Humans 6 Kobolds 5 Leviathans 8 Merfolk 0 Slivers 8 Sphinxes 8 Walls 6 Wurms 9 Zombies 7

Most people aren't even on during the weekend. I miss one weekend and everyone goes crazy...

The sooner we start it, the sooner I'm going to have to put a hurting on you. But yeah, let's go... I am so dead...

And by now I've forgotten where we are...

Done. You guys should thank Spidey for that Night Soil. DarthFerret Life: 7 Hand: 3 Library: 43 In Play: (T,T) Island x 2 (T,T) Swamp x 2 (U,U) Underground Sea x 2 Enchant: Treachery (take control of target creature, if played from hand untap 5 lands when CIP) Enchant: Control Magic (take...

I was holding... Karma Swords to Plowshares Creature Bond Invisibility Weakness If you'd stopped that Spider, you'd have at least caused a stalemate. And yeah, I'm up for Arabian Nights.

All of the runoff from the dead bodies goes right into the ocean (Leviathans -2). Assassins 10 Bringers 5 Djinns 0 Dragons 9 Dwarves 4 Elementals 8 Golems 8 Humans 6 Kobolds 6 Leviathans 9 Merfolk 0 Slivers 8 Sphinxes 9 Walls 6 Wurms 9 Zombies 9

It turns out that sphinxes are actually pretty stupid (-2). Assassins 10 Bringers 5 Djinns 0 Dragons 9 Dwarves 6 Elementals 8 Golems 8 Humans 6 Kobolds 6 Leviathans 11 Merfolk 0 Slivers 8 Sphinxes 9 Walls 6 Wurms 11 Zombies 9

I thought I'd edited the post to include it, but apparently I edited it to some other, different thing. I'll fix that now.

It says 25. Maybe you should wear your reading glasses, old-timer... :p

I'm not sadistic, Train. I'm angry because of what happened to poor Ransac. I want justice. If the rest of you think there's something wrong with that, you'll reap what you've sown.

Have you tried doing your work at work? :rolleyes:

Relive? And who says I'm high? You're not making any sense. I think YOU are the one that's high. So what's your drug of choice? Murder?

The last merfolk is bitten by a zombie (Zombies +1, Merfolk -1). Assassins 10 Bringers 5 Djinns 0 Dragons 11 Dwarves 8 Elementals 8 Golems 8 Humans 6 Kobolds 6 Leviathans 11 Merfolk 0 Slivers 8 Sphinxes 9 Walls 4 Wurms 11 Zombies 11

But he can be hanged.

There could be SO many jokes about this...