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Aw crap, I forgot again. Okay, I need to find my hand though. It's been so long I don't even remember what deck I'm playing...

*Still firing arrows.*

I voted for my own nomination. I think it's that much just that much worse than the other cards in this set (the only exception would seem to be in limited formats, but even then it's dead weight unless you happen to have it at just the right time), although I would say Pyramids is a strong...

They build a time machine and go back to before you corrupted his wish, then kill you before you can do so, thereby saving Rokapoke from certain death. I wish I knew how they killed Ransac.

Is the exception a "starving musician"?

Heh. Copenhagen. That's a cool word.

Xenic Poltergeist is just one example. There are several cards that do the same thing. I used to use Toymaker a lot for some reason (not that it's the best thing, it was probably just something I had my hands on back then and liked). There's Karn, Karn's Legacy, etc. And then there are cards...

I cut Ransac's head off with my awesome scythe. But I forget about you, so when you grow old (already happening, huh?) and experience kidney failure, pneumonia, strokes, heart attacks, and really bad diarrhea, you don't die but live in agony for years and years and years. I wish someone would...

I've killed people with Aladdin's Lamp many times. Being expensive can be a good thing. Especially because back in the day, there was only one card with a higher casting cost (Polar Kraken) and the Lamp was perfect for things that took advantage of high casting costs. Also, its ability is pretty...

The topless bar near the airport goes out of business. When the owners find out that it was because of your wish, they beat you half to death. I wish someone would beat Ransac all the way to death.

Pyramids is pretty bad. I mean, it totally and very effectively hoses someone who's trying to play a bunch of late game land destruction or enchant all of your lands for some reason, but no one ever does that. It's too situational and could have costed 0 and still not been particularly good. I...

You play on the hit show "Wheel of Fortune." The other players are much better than you and take all of the prizes. Your only consolation prize is a Spanish version VHS tape of the movie "Big." I wish I knew Spanish.

Conformist. :p

Youtube video comment fields are, not counting IMDb message boards, the bottom of the internet. Read them at your own risk and prepare to see some inane and barely intelligible drivel. As for Czechoslovakia: From 1918 to 1993, there was a country called Czechoslovakia (before 1918 it was part...

Who's blaming it on senility? I'm perfectly willing to accept that this has nothing to do with age. Now the Czechoslovakia thing (twice that I know of), really does come across as senility... Obama's mistake was funny too, but in a completely different way.

Kind of on-topic, but mostly I thought it was funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC0Y7zMcn_4

*Arrows away!*

You never saw it because TurboLich was weird, hard to play, hard to build, not all that long-lived, and kind of unpopular. But it was still powered by Lich and could tear through people just like any combo deck. I really don't see how a card that allowed people to do that could be considered...

It's Ferret!

It's a neat concept, but I don't know how it would best be put to use. The most obvious thing would be that it's an expensive board-cleaner because it deals with even indestructible creatures and other pesky removal-resistant threats. But that just seems so bland...