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*Cugel hands the parchment to Wilhelm.* "Can you read this?"

The Warriors rush forward, clashing with their green foes. Round 1 -Carrow fires at one of the goblin archers, wounding it for 1 damage. -Throg cleaves a goblin spearman skull in half with his axe, dealing 5 damage and killing it instantly. -Throg's deathblow hits the next goblin spearman...

The Power phase is 1 for this turn: an unexpected even occurs. Just as Throg and Dorgath can advance, a group of goblins arrive in the room... Like their big relatives the orcs, goblins vary in size although they are typically smaller than orcs and usually smaller than a man. Goblins have...

Indeed. Not only would he be the only taxpayer in society, he'd have to collect the taxes from himself, since he'd be the only one to do that. And he'd have to be the sole legislator, executive, and judge. And constituent to, for that matter. I imagine that would be pretty hectic. He'd probably...

You can simplify it and ease the burden on the poor taxpayers even more if that's the goal: just kill everyone on the whole planet. Problem solved.

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I should hope so. It's been just a couple of us actually doing things and I think Spidey handling the absentee people in combat situations while they follow us like zombies outside of combat.

*Cugel will pocket the gems and the parchment for himself. No wait, that's not a good idea. He'll hand the parchment to the cleric. Unfortunately, it's been so long that I've lost track of who's who. Bertrem's the cleric?*

I don't think the fact that a card is used in tournament decks automatically makes it "competitive" and therefore "not casual." If a card is so broken or simply useful because it's undercosted or highly efficient, then that might make it too ruthless and would tend not to correlate with the...

The door easily swings open to reveal... ...a T-junction. You can't see all the way around the corners from where you are standing. But nothing seems to occupy the junction at the moment.

Well, we have compassionate release too. It's not so bizarre. I don't know that it would be applied to someone who blew up an airplane, but that's not so much a matter of law as it is a matter of us being unwilling to let someone go who blew up an airplane. These things are decided on a case by...

They're trying to attract Twilight fans. :p

The door is rudimentary and Dorgath detects no mechanisms of any sort. He doesn't hear anything either.

Yeah, Liliana's ultimate is certainly flashy. Expensive, though. I think it comes down to preference. I like both anyway.

The warriors move forward, with Throg and Dorgath standing in front of the door.

There are some strong considerations here. The evoke creatures offer a superior sort of way to do things that staple sorceries did in the past. I'm the sort of player who generally balks at using artifact-removal spells in my deck, but I wouldn't hesitate to use Ingot Chewer in a casual deck...

*Cugel searches the pouch for traps. He won't search the parchment for traps because who traps parchment? Is that even possible. Anyway, once that's done, he'll examine the contents of the pouch.*

*Oversoul's vision clears up and he catches Ransac's leg, scissors his own legs around it, trips Ransac to the ground and attempts to apply a toehold on his opponent.* Just say, "Ooga Booga." Doesn't necessarily mean I'll stop, but say it anyway!

Perhaps because they don't want Dorgath to go to his death alone in the darkness, or because they feel compelled to help the villagers, or because of the lure of gold, or because of curiosity, or for some other reason entirely, the whole party ends up in the cave. Throg lights the lantern...

"Well now, what just happened? I do believe I am sufficiently annoyed at this place..." *Cugel swings his sword at the statue in frustration.* Let's just hope the pumice isn't that strong...