Fav Simpsons Quotes

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Bob

Guest
This will be a contest.I will say a quote, and you must pm me who said it!
The winner gets a free squishee!
Or you can just post your favorite quotes.
Here's an easy one:
"If you survive, come again!"
-Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Here's a harder one:
"I got donuts!"
Pm me the answer.
here's one of my favs:
Agent Johnson: Homer, cover your ears as I say the secret password
*Homer covers ears
Agent Johnson:Cheese!(Guess why I like this one!)
*Tape rolls:Good Morning, Agent Johnson!
*Homer and Agent Johnson leave booth
*Apu and Manjula step in
Apu:Cheese!
Tape:Good Morning, Agent Johnson!!
Another is:
Apu:Ah, Seven days to prove my love to sweet Manjula!
Homer: (Drooling) Ahh...Sweet Mint Julep.......
:)
And of course my sig....And:
"Professor Frink. Professor Frink, he makes ya laugh, he makes ya think!
He does....that....Thing....with the ..person...Oh, that Monkey's gonna pay!"
-Professor Frink
ps. In Simpsons DUKEOUT, The Beer Baron's adversary is Rex Banner, not Rex Bannon.
 
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Baskil

Guest
"Duffman... can't breathe"

and

"Beer isn't for kids. Beer's for daddy's and kids with fake I.D.'s"

and

"If your talking about Mexican Insanity Peppers, I'm waaay ahead of you" (I'm sure I messed that one up)
 
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Bob

Guest
But Here is the correct wording of the Insanitys:
"If you're talking about laying off the Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, I'm waaaay ahead of you."
I can do a Mediocre Frink Impression and a perfect Duffman impression.
I can also do a great D'oh!
Bart, Lisa, Moe and Marge are hard. Maggie is easy.
here's the full Duffman can't breath thingamajic:
*Duffman is watering the lawn.
Duffman:This spot needs a little H20h-Yeah!
*Moe comes up, with a new face
Moe:Hey Duffman! How'd ya like a sticker on your face?
*Puts a big Duff TM sticker on Duffman's face.
Duffman: Duffman, can't breathe! Oh No! Oooh!!
 
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arachiron

Guest
Homer Simpson housitting at Mr. Burns:

"Why Marge, I believe it's to scratch your ass with."
 
C

Cateran Emperor

Guest
"! That man is my exact twin! ! That dog has a PUFFY TAIL!!!!" Homer goes and chases dog :D
 
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Deadman

Guest
Homer: Can I have that Krusty doll?
Mysterious Shopkeeper: Certainly, but I must warn you, the doll.... is cursed.
Homer: That's bad
Mysterious Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free ice-cream!
Homer: That's good!
Mysterious Shopkeeper: The ice-cream, is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad
Mysterious Shopkeeper: But it comes with you're own choice of topping!
Homer: That's good!
Mysterious Shopkeeper: The toppings, are laced with arsenic.
(Pause)
Mysterious Shopkeeper: That's bad
Homer: Can I go now?
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Homer: Do you sell toys?
MS: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt!
Homer: I need something fopr my 10 year old son's birthday.
MS: [scans shelf] Take this object. But beware, for it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: That's bad.
MS: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
MS:: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
MS: But you get your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
MS: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Pause]
MS: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
Don't bogart that Squishee!

(from the same episode as the "If you survive, please come again!" quote, FYI)
 
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Baskil

Guest
From the episode where Kang and Kodos become Bob Dole and Bill Clinton

Lisa: We don't have to vote for you, we can vote for a third party candidate.
Kang (or Kodos): What, and WASTE your vote?
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
correction on the above post: It wasn't Lisa, it was just a guy in the crowd.
 
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The Magic Jackal

Guest
There are way too many good simpson quotes to list...

Homer- How do you invent stuff?
Professor- Think of something people need, or something people already have but needs improving.
homer- like hamerburger earmuffs?
Professor- yes...
Homer- Sucker! (leaves)
Professor- While he's still working on the pickle matrix, I'll be selling my hamburger earmuffs on the market.
 
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Phyrexian Pie-Eater

Guest
Homer: And the talking fox in my dream was probably just that talking dog over there
Dog: Hi Homer
H: Wait, dogs can't talk!
D: WOOF WOOF
H: Damn right.


Apu's mom: Don't you know about your Brahma heritage?!
Bart: As long as there are absolutely NO follow-up questions, Yes. Yes we do.
 
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Bob

Guest
Anything with Duffman.
"Duffman says a lot of things!"
"Now that's a mug you don't wanna chug!"
"This spot needs a little H2-Oh Yeah!"
"Duffman, can't breathe! Oh No! Oooh!!"
Apu:
"The lie has set me free!"
Homer:
"Guess I fahgot to put the fog lights in!"
Superintendant Chalmers:
"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!!Skinner!!!Why aren't these uniforms colorfast?"
"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!!Skinner!!!Why are these children stepping on my head!?!?!"
Lisa:
"(mumbling)I'll give ya yur pulla pulla pulla..."
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Sir, please, I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...... ask you nicely again.


Ransac, gotta love Apu
 
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Duel

Guest
Well, the best quote from the Simpson is easily:

"In your face, Space Coyote!"
 
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Gerode

Guest
"KILL BART!"
"KILL, BART!"

How badly did I mangle this quote?
"Since you can't run, catch, or throw a ball, we'll put you in the Special league."
"I'm special!"
"Yes Ralph, we know."
 
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Dustin/Destin

Guest
HOMER: WELL CRYING AINT GOING TO BRING YOUR DOG. SO YOU CAN SIT THERE, EATING CAN AFTER CAN OF DOG FOOD UNTIL YOUR TEARS SMELL ENOUGH LIKE DOG FOOD FOR YOUR DOG TO COME BACK OR YOU CAN GO OUT THERE AND FIND YOUR DOG!
BART: YOU'RE RIGHT. IM GOING TO GO FIND MY DOG!<LEAVES>
HOMER: DANG! I ALMOST HAD HIM EATING DOG FOOD!:D
 
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arachiron

Guest
I'm not sure if I heard wrong but I'm pretty sure in the episode where they get therapy for their family troubles Homer says, "God's omnivorous, he's everywhere." hehe.
 
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