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X-Mas Shopping for Gamers
By Mark "Ransac" Wanich
So, you've beaten your friends again on a cold blistery night. You lie back to enjoy the victory, and accidently glance at the calender. You fumigate and rant and rave until you finally explain why to your friends. X-Mas shopping is back. Your friends all panic in a similar fashion to yours and you wonder "what the heck am I going to get my friends and family"? Well, look no further.

Your family can always get underwear and socks, but your gaming friends, that you've just beaten again, can use more. For example, wouldn't it be more fun if they had cards that could beat you occasionally, then you would have reason to buy more cards for yourself. You for the magic loving friend, booster packs (or whole boxes if you are generous) of the latest set would be spectacular. Maybe some new roll-down dice or the Beatdown or Battle Royale box would introduce attention. New sleeves, deck boxes, life counters, etc. For the rpg gamers, you could be really generous and give them the new D&D rule book. Or adventure books, warhammer figures, nudes pictures of Serra Angel.....oops, sorry. Or, you could give them the best present of all: Introduce them to the CPA.

Perhaps that isn't enough. Well, then get them a dog that they can intimidate opponents with. That's all.


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