Where does he put it?

[Nightstalkers]

A slender Japanese man has won the annual hot dog-eating contest at New York City's Coney Island for the fourth year running.
Takeru Kobayashi , of Nagano, - just 5 ft 7 ins and 9 st 4 lbs - wolfed down 53 1/2 hot dogs in 12 minutes, shattering his own world record.
His nearest challenger manged to eat only 38 before running to a nearby tree to relieve himself. There was a total of 25 contestants both men and women.
"I could have done a lot, a lot more, I was just warming up." Kobayashi said through an interpreter.

 

[Svenmonkey]

Human-cow 4-stomached crossbreed.

 

[Notepad]

In my newspaper they showed a pic of this guy inside the new WTC Tower story. He was posing with 53.5 hot dogs to show just how much he ate in the contest. The platter of hot dogs looked like they were bigger than the guy's friggen torso! I guess he either pukes it up afterwards, or just has a real painful 4th of July weekend as he tries to digest all that crap.

 

[Reverend Love]

He has to puke it up. Or else he's a rabbid hot-dog consuming ROBOT!............I vote Robot.

Japanese hot-dog eating robot...totally...


...now where'd I put my tin-foil hat...?

 

[Nightstalkers]

Originally posted by Reverend Love
He has to puke it up. Or else he's a rabbid hot-dog consuming ROBOT!............I vote Robot.

Japanese hot-dog eating robot...totally...


...now where'd I put my tin-foil hat...?

This just in, he's also known as "Ultra Man" by some people...

 

[Oversoul]

That's pretty impressive but...

There is another guy who can eat metal...

Seriously...

 

[mythosx]

You are talking about Monsuier Mange tout (mr. eat everything) french dude. I dont think he has eaten much lately. Last I heard he tried to eat a plane. I've seen the guy eat a bicycle. It is unreal. But no seriously this Japanese dude is so far from his competition. He once took on a bear on a fox special. Almost won, till the bear ate half the plate at once. He is tiny and is in great shape.

 

[train]

A personal best of mine was 72 pieces of pizza in 24 hours...

Pizza hut's buffet didn't want me back!...

 

[Nightstalkers]

Originally posted by train
A personal best of mine was 72 pieces of pizza in 24 hours...

Pizza hut's buffet didn't want me back!...

I took my slightly obese friend out for dinner once... insisted on a buffet. Well, now I'm blacklisted from the chinese restraunt, and they have my picture on the "wall of shame" because he spent 3 hours eating everything...

Its the things you notice when they're eating a piece of mooshoo pork and has a little piece of everything stuck to his mouth.

 

[Oversoul]

That's a lot of pizza. I wonder if I could do that. I think so, but I never bothered to go for a 24 hour record...

 

[Spiderman]

Well, you figure that's about 3 pieces an hour... still, I'd get pretty full. I only eat about 2 when I order pizza anyway, and then I'm usually good to go for a while.

I hope there was some variety of toppings on them

 

[Oversoul]

I suppose it would be easiest with no toppings, but that wouldn't be any fun, and you're not going for a world record anyway, so I'd put a variety of toppings on, personally...

Yeah, it seems like a lot of people only eat two or so slices of pizza in one sitting. I don't know what it is about pizza, but I tend to eat it until it's gone...

 

[mythosx]

I could do it. Back in highschool I could kill a large and a half for lunch.

 

[Nightstalkers]

Originally posted by mythosx
I could do it. Back in highschool I could kill a large and a half for lunch.

I've seen the "pizza" they serve in lunch cafeterias.... its pretty nasty.

I'd rather go to Dominoes or even Pizza King before I'd eat something from a school's kitchen.

 

[Reverend Love]

Originally posted by Nightstalkers
I've seen the "pizza" they serve in lunch cafeterias.... its pretty nasty.

I'd rather go to Dominoes or even Pizza King before I'd eat something from a school's kitchen.

How can you insult the entire lunch lady industry with on a whim....fascist.

 

[Nightstalkers]

Originally posted by Reverend Love
How can you insult the entire lunch lady industry with on a whim....fascist.

canned food and overripe produce never really appealed to my pallate.

 

[Oversoul]

I always brought my own lunch to school...

Even in high school when the cafeteria food at least looked like it probably wasn't roadkill...

 

[mythosx]

I meant from a pizza joint. That stuff in the cafe wasnt food. Infact somedays they just sold left overs. And they didn't even hide the fact. They called it Left overs.

 

[Nightstalkers]

Originally posted by mythosx
I meant from a pizza joint. That stuff in the cafe wasnt food. Infact somedays they just sold left overs. And they didn't even hide the fact. They called it Left overs.

lol, we always get a "meat surprise" or something whenever the cooks around here have a stash of leftovers.

But like one of my colleagues said to me the other day: "Ain't not nothin' wrong wi't dat surprise."

 

[Oversoul]

Well, with food I think it always depends on what kind of surprise...

"Wow, these grapes are a lot better than other grapes." = good

"Wow, I found a clump of fur in my meat." = not so good

"Wow, the liquid running off my food is probably pure botulin. I didn't even think that could happen..." =even less good