What *are* these cards?

I

Istanbul

Guest
I notice that some Portal cards have found their way into 7th Edition.

Having never bought Portal (Magic Lite - ew), could someone post card texts for these cards?

WHITE:
Sacred Nectar
Starlight
Vengeance

BLUE:
Baleful Stare
Giant Octopus
Vizzerdrix (6U for 6/6?)

BLACK:
Dakmor Lancer
Mind Rot

RED:
Goblin Chariot
Goblin Glider
Volcanic Hammer

GREEN:
Monstrous Growth

ARTIFACT:
None...Portal doesn't have artifacts. (See? Magic Lite.)

Help?
 
G

Griffith_se

Guest
:D

Sacred Nectar
1W, Sorcery, Portal Common
You gain 4 life.

Starlight
1W, Sorcery, Portal Uncommon
For each black creature your opponent has in play, you gain 3 life.

Vengeance
3W, Sorcery, Portal Uncommon
Destroy any one tapped creature.

Baleful Stare
2U, Sorcery, Portal Uncommon
Look at your opponent’s hand. For each mountain and red card there, you draw a card. (You draw
from your deck.)

Giant Octopus
3U, Summon Creature 3/3, Portal Common

Vizzerdrix
6U, Creature — Beast 6/6, Starter 1999 Rare

Dakmor Lancer
4BB, Creature — Knight 3/3, Starter 1999 Rare
When Dakmor Lancer comes into play, destroy target nonblack creature.

Mind Rot
2B, Sorcery, Portal Common
Your opponent chooses and discards two cards from his or her hand. (If your opponent has only one
card, he or she discards it.)

Goblin Chariot
2R, Creature — Goblin 2/2, Starter 1999 Common
Haste (This creature may attack the turn it comes into play.)

Goblin Glider
1R, Creature — Goblin 1/1, Portal Second Age Common
Flying
Goblin Glider can’t block.

Volcanic Hammer
1R, Sorcery, Portal Second Age Common
Volcanic Hammer deals 3 damage to any one creature or player.

Monstrous Growth
1G, Sorcery, Portal Common
Any one creature gets +4/+4 until the end of the turn.
 
H

Hetemti

Guest
Sacred Nectar
1W, Sorcery, Portal Common
You gain 4 life.
But Soothing Balm is 25% better...

Starlight
1W, Sorcery, Portal Uncommon
For each black creature your opponent has in play, you gain 3 life.
Ummm...life...yummy.

Vengeance
3W, Sorcery, Portal Uncommon
Destroy any one tapped creature.
That's supposed to be black...ahh...this can kill Blasty...white cheats again.

Baleful Stare
2U, Sorcery, Portal Uncommon
Look at your opponent’s hand. For each mountain and red card there, you draw a card. (You draw
from your deck.)
"Your deck?" Oh! My deck! That's why the guy at the table next to me slapped my hand and looked at me funny...
I'd like to officially nickname this card: The Care Bear Stare!

Giant Octopus
3U, Summon Creature 3/3, Portal Common
Hillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Giant!

Vizzerdrix
6U, Creature — Beast 6/6, Starter 1999 Rare
A special surprise this Easter...Peter Cottontail KILLS you.

Dakmor Lancer
4BB, Creature — Knight 3/3, Starter 1999 Rare
When Dakmor Lancer comes into play, destroy target nonblack creature.
Uh...Dark Hatchling flies...

Mind Rot
2B, Sorcery, Portal Common
Your opponent chooses and discards two cards from his or her hand. (If your opponent has only one
card, he or she discards it.)
Well...it's no Hymn.

Goblin Chariot
2R, Creature — Goblin 2/2, Starter 1999 Common
Haste (This creature may attack the turn it comes into play.)
Grey Ogre on wheels. w00t.

Goblin Glider
1R, Creature — Goblin 1/1, Portal Second Age Common
Flying
Goblin Glider can’t block.
Wasn't this nerd in Masques?

Volcanic Hammer
1R, Sorcery, Portal Second Age Common
Volcanic Hammer deals 3 damage to any one creature or player.
See next entry.

Monstrous Growth
1G, Sorcery, Portal Common
Any one creature gets +4/+4 until the end of the turn.
Did they forget that Pump and Burn is ASS at Sorcery speed? I Incen...Hamm...deal 3 to your Lone Wolf./I cast Monst...oh...nevermind. -OR- I cast Monsterous Growth on my Lone Wolf and swing for six./No! I Incenerate your puppy...huh...oh, yeah...screw these cards, I scoop.

Fun for all ages from six to sixty.

Well...the old cards were. Now gerbils are complaining that the cards are too simple, and they can't even read them.
 
M

Mikeymike

Guest
Your forgot Sleight of Hand
U, Sorcery
You draw 2 cards, put one of those cards into your hand and one at the bottom of your library (not exact wording but you get the idea).

Guarantee it will see tourney play as a deck sifter.
 
T

Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Sleight of Hand is little more than a sorcery Opt.
 
Z

Zadok001

Guest
That's Portal wording, the 6th wording is a bit different. Vengeance is targetted, for example, thank the friggin' lord!
 
F

fuzzy510

Guest
Let's be glad that this is the only Starter stuff. We could have gotten Goblin Hero or Mon's Goblin Raiders, both Rare in Starter.
 
S

superguy

Guest
You also forgot Eager Cadet, an broken powerful creature...
One white mana to cast,

1/1

Can't beat that. :)
 
F

FoundationOfRancor

Guest
Sustanier of the Realm's original art was one of the best in the game, I wish they hadnt changed that one...

Superguy: Tundra Wolves, Serra Zealot:)
 
I

Istanbul

Guest
Mind Rot, Volcanic Hammer, and Goblin Chariot are vaguely palatable.

The rest just suck donkey.

Phooey.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top