Two quick announcements

[nodnarb24]

1. Today is the 1 year anniversary of the day I came to the CPA.

2. In 8 short days, I will be having my 16th birthday. Now I will be able to start my job at the hospital and get my learners permit.

 

[Hetemti]

That's right, a brand new shack to store your victim's hands in! No more random instances of "Thing" dropping in unexpectedly. What's more, you now can covet hands so you can prepare plenty of finger sadwiches at your next dinner party!

 

[Cateran Emperor]

Mine is in... the car... yes, that will do quite nicely.

[runs]

 

[DÛke]

...nodnarb, on having one full year of being an active member of the CPA.

My gift to you is...I dunno. Tolerating some of the CPA members for a whole year is amazing...you managed to survive. That's a gift by itself.

Congrats again...for your anniversary and your birthday. I hope you enjoy your days.

 

[Ransac]

I give you a hand shack, even though I have no idea what a hand shack is. So, I'll try my best.


*Ransac drives down to Home Depot and buys a tool shack without the tools. Then, he runs around the store with scissors and cuts peoples' hands off. Ransac then presents Nodnarb the shack filled with the hands and gives him a hand shake afterwards.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[nodnarb24]

I can't believe I misspelled hand shake. Can an admin fix it please.

 

[Ransac]

Like always, just leave it to me to point out the obvious.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Neo_Keo]

A once in lifetime chance to be my customer by going to my link here http://www.magic-singles.com/cpa/forums/showthread.php?threadid=6594

And earningsome pretty good cards

There are still 4x BOP left for the grabbing and all it akes is one customer point Nodarb. So come on down

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Judging byt he poll, it seems as though most of the CPA left and drove away in their cars at the same time. That would be a site to see...

 

[Apollo]

Ouch...

Well, it was in the car. But when I went out to get it, my car was slammed into by 427 different cars trying to pull out at once. I think I'm the only survivor, and that's cause I'm a phoenix. Unfortunately, your present, a complete set of Beta, burned in the ensuing fireball.

Happy anniversary, though!

 

[TomB]

Although now some of the comments that were made no longer make sense (as if that was a requisite for posts in Off-topic! ).

 

[Hetemti]

No fair! You have disenfranchised me by forging my vote! I did not, would not, and never will choose "Hand shake." You are in violation of multiple local, state, and national laws and statutes.

Besides, you can't make a milk shake without milk; so how is one supposed to make hand shakes without hands...which would logically be stored in a hand shack.