Time for another Off-Topic battle!!!!

[Ransac]

*Ransac claps his hands and the CPA Off-Topic Battle Arena has been restored for yet another battle.*

CHRISTMAS FOOD BONANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Ransac loads a cannon with 15 pounds of fruitcake in preparation for his first victim.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Oversoul hears Ransac, but doesn't know quite what to do at first. Unfamiliar with what constitutes "Christmas food" he eventually smiles and runs off. He returns creeping up behind Ransac...

Here, have a FIGGY PUDDING!

*SPLAT!*

 

[train]

*Smiles, and sicks his mastiff to lick up the droppings...*

 

[DarthFerret]

Darthferret reveals himself from his successful "Hide" roll and pelts the crowd with Milk and Cookies!

 

[Spiderman]

While Ransac is distracted by the figgy pudding, Spidey sneaks the Christmas goose into his cannon to eat his fruitcakes.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac is able to wipe enough figgy pudding off of him to fire the cannon. The goose is literally cooked in the blast and is sent flying towards the direction of Darthferret.*


Curses!!!! That would have surely won me the battle. Who's responsible for this!!


*Ransac notices train, deduces that he must have done it, and lobs a fruitcake at his head.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Oversoul dips the cookies into the milk and takes a bite.

What? You didn't get whole milk?

 

[Spiderman]

Spidey cries as his ppor goose is no more. However, he laughs hysterically as Oversoul keels over unconscious from drinking month-old milk (which was DarthFerret's plan to begin with). Then he thinks furiously on how to cook mistletoe and feed it to the participants.

 

[Ferret]

Ferret grabs a huge pot of Mrs. F's famous sweet potatoes (while it's still hot!) and starts lobbing it everyone using a tennis racket...*SIZZLE*

-Ferret

"I would have said badmitten, but I don't know how to spell it"

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret, wondering at Spiderman' deduction skills, pulls out his leftover banana peels (from the pudding) and spreads them on the ground, and then watches the enraged Mrs. F. come flying headlong into the room (angry over the waste of her sweet potatoes) and sliding on the banana peels, knocks Oversoul head first into the smoking barrel of the cannon (Which is still covered in feathers and Goose Guts).

 

[train]

train opens wide, and swallows the food itme whole... then realizing it was a fruitcake... begins spouting it back up all over the floor...

the mastiff sees the new goodies and runs over to chew on charred goose...

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac squeals in glee while shooting off sharpened candy canes in every direction.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Oversoul grumbles incoherently from inside the cannon for a few seconds, and then stops.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac notices the cannon and, under the assumption that it is filled with sugar plums, ignites it. Oversoul is sent hurling into the direction of Ferret.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Oversoul is still quite dazed. As he is being launched toward Ferret, he wonders whether the racquet that is being swung into his face is a tennis racquet or a badminton racquet.

 

[Ransac]

*While waiting for someone else to post, Ransac loads a bazooka with Stuffing.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Spidey wonders if the battle is over because Christmas is over, or if this is just the lull in the storm before New Years. Ever prepared, he surrounds himself with mini-confetti poppers set to go off and intercept any incoming projectiles.

 

[Oversoul]

Oversoul recovers and sneaks away quickly. He prepares to make his assault when everyone else is drunk...