I totally can't figure out what Mindslaver / Donate / Auriok Transfixer / Ashnod's Coupon is supposed to do.
But I e-mailed this in instead...
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I have no idea what the Mindslaver / Donate / Auriok Transfixer / Ashnod's Coupon combo does, but here's one that's more fun:
Mindslaver + 2x Arcbound Reclaimer + Arcbound Overseer + Magus of the Unseen + Donate + Ashnod's Coupon
Here's the premise:
According to the errata on Ashnod's Coupon, the controller of the Coupon pays any costs for the drink.
Donate Magus of the Unseen to your opponent.
The Arcbound Reclaimer / Arcbound Overseer / Mindslaver combo gets you your Mindslaver back every turn (and is a combo of its own right).
Every turn, use the Arcbound Reclaimers to get your Ashnod's Coupon and your Mindslaver back from the graveyard, and replay them. (The Reclaimers will constantly be replenished by the Overseer.) You can sub in an Argivian Archeologist or Hanna, Ship's Navigator for a Reclaimer if you like, by the way. Every turn, activate the Mindslaver.
Force your opponent to take control of the Coupon with Magus of the Unseen, and force him to activate it. Decide that you'll be forced to get some drink or another. Since HE controls the Coupon, HE has to pay the cost of it!
Repeat ad nauseum, until your opponent either runs out of cash or concedes in fear of his poor, abused wallet.
