Someone get the goat+paddle!

[Bob]

This is my 100th post!
Yay! I'm a Vet!

 

[Ransac]

Congratulations, old timer.


Ransac, zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[nodnarb24]

Yippie!!! I can finally use my new goat and new paddle. The paddle now has spikes so the pain increases 354%. Also if you pass out before i finish beating the tar out of you, i'm going to have to wake you up with smelling salts.

 

[Bob]

Ouch! Yowwch!
Yow!!!!

 

[dw51688]

HAHA. The initiation is always painful and memorable. I can only imagine how long ago Duel reached 100. Or rather how soon ago.

 

[Hawaiian mage]

[me]gives Bob, the cleric, a peice of coal.[/me]

Squeeze it into a diomond, then break it with your teeth.

 

[terzarima]

Jeez, I'm afraid of you all, this post is my hundereth, I too am now a verteran... Please don't hurt me

[Edited by ademis22 on September 29th, 2000 at 08:29 PM]

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]whacks ademis in the @ss with the spiked paddle.[/me]

Did that hurt?

 

[terzarima]

hoi, if I wasn't wearing my iron weave underwear,yes

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]whacks ademis22 in the back of the head with the spiked paddle.[/me]

How about that?

 

[Apollo]

Congratulations! Your new car and Beta booster box should be arriving shortly (courtesy of Ed, of course).

 

[Hawaiian mage]

But first, you must beat me in hand to hand combat.

[me]lunges at Bob[/me]

 

[terzarima]

Jeez, where did you get my adress? Purples Conspiracy theory is coming true AHHHHH!!!

And Ed, why thank you, all though I'm not LEGALLY allowed to drive, I'll have fun *Ademis laughs a cold and evil laugh

 

[Ransac]

Krikies! I think he bust a nut-job! Should with amputate?


Ransac, ready with a chainsaw

 

[nodnarb24]

HEY!!!
I never recieved my car and beta box!!!!!!!!

 

[Hawaiian mage]

[me]stopps in mid air and floats[/me]

Hey, ademis22, if I remeber correctly you never managed to rip my head from my spine. Well I have to fight Bob right now, so you can have a few rounds with my Wyvern.

[me]holds his hands into the air and the clouds start to spin. The swirls of darkness overgap the peacefull enviroment as the enlargeing spiral eclipses the sun. Blue streaks luanch out form the spinning vortex and an ear defening roar shortly follows each one. At that moment the eye of the strom is wiped back as a dark figure luanches itself through. The chape comes closer and through a lightneing strike the shining Wyvern can be seen.[/me]

He's practically harmles, you just have to knock him down. He only kills when I say "pickleweasle"... oops... Sorry...

 

[Ransac]

You guys think you are soooo cool. Well, HERE'S MY CREATURE OF DESTRUCTION!!!! SICK 'EM, DEATHSPIKE!!!

*a little poodle walks in and starts yapping at a random person*

Dang, well, I guess my small pet will have to do. COME ON IN, FLUFFY!!!!!!!!

*A vicious, spiny, 3000-pound dragon flies in and burns everyone into little crispy sticks*

Good boy. Here's a treat.


Ransac, the mistaken and blind

 

[Hawaiian mage]

I telliport and my Wyvern redirects it.

 

[Ransac]

I fart on your wyvren and it falls to the ground, still and life-less.


Ransac, full of gas

 

[nodnarb24]

Dang dragons

[me]pulls out his nuclear missle launcher and starts...[/me]

oh wait this isn't the battle arena. SCREW IT!!!

[me]...firing at Fluffy, the little poodle, and Ransac.[/me]