Ransac over Seas: Part 3

[Ransac]

That right. For the third year in a row, I will be going over seas for a portion of the summer.

Destination: Hawaii.


As I looked last time, I will attempt to find Magic life on the Island states. Last time I failed. This time, should I fail again, I will be forced to castrate my brother, Prince RXI.


I hope Hawaiian Mage has done his job.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

Well, here's hoping RXI won't be singing at a whole different pitch...

 

[Nightstalkers]

Question: If interstates go through two or more states, why is there an interstate in hawaii?

Would you like a tropical storm, or hurricane while you visit?

<Eris: Goddess of Chaos >

 

[Spiderman]

Does your family have a time-share or something there?

Can I go one year? I'll bring some Magic cards...

 

[Bob]

H-Mage lives in Seattle.

 

[Ransac]

Spiderman: Yes, my parents own a time share here(actually, they own two).


Bob: Location is no excuse for the mage of hawaii to neglect his duties.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

If you see a slightly overweight gentleman wearing black trunks... Don't talk to him, its the real Nightstalkers

<Eris: Goddess of Chaos >

 

[Ransac]

Okay, this trip wasn't as exciting as the last one. I'm already back and I didn't update this daily(the internet place always had a line.


I just got back today and have been awake for 26 hours. In a few hours I will go to sleep to adjust with the time zone change.



If I can type up something interesting, I will. I apologize for my lack of effort.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

Make sure you didn't get poisoned by all of them airlines peanuts...

Do you really want to know where they've been?

 

[train]

Spidey - don't be selfish now...

We should all be able to go with Ransac to Hawaii...

"It was worse than Pearl Harbor!!! - I mean, Magic cards were everywhere in less than 5 minutes!!!... The people of Hawaii had nowhere to go... and they were assimilated..."

 

[Nightstalkers]

George "Dubya" Bush — "Today is a day that will live in infamy. Today, the MTG nation has attacked one of our easternmost states, leaving behind death and tragedy in its wake. We are not sure how many people are actually dead, but are certain someone out there died from a papercut somewhere. I deplore the united freedom regeme, a.k.a. United Nations, to allow us to root out this terrible menace, right from the country it started in, France. I know it must come as a shock to the peoples of the world who are listening to this speech today, but I must reinterate that France and their Iraqi friends will not use chemical or biological weapons as long as the U.S. is still a free country."


That is how WWIII was started WWIII: MTG

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