R U A Guru?

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Istanbul

Guest
Wanted to let you know about this nifty little Guru program I signed up with from WotC.

WHERE IT IS:

http://www.wizards.com/Guru

WHAT I GET:

One (1) page of information about the Guru program.
One (1) page of stickers with my number on them.
One (1) booklet
Within the booklet:
- How to get Guru points
- How to send Guru points in
- How to get the Guru rewards
- What the rewards are ($100 gift certificate, box of boosters)
- Referral cards to send in for Guru points
- Schedule of rewards
Two (2) funny-looking booster packs with instructions.

Pack 1:
5x Plains
4x Island
1x Angelic Blessing
1x Breath of Life
2x Eager Cadet
1x Knight Errant
1x Royal Falcon
1x Wild Griffin
1x Giant Octopus
1x Merfolk of the Pearl Trident
1x Sea Eagle
1x Time Ebb
1x Vizzerdrix
1x Wind Drake

Pack 2:
3x Forest
3x Mountain
3x Swamp
1x Durkwood Boars
1x Monstrous Growth
1x Moon Sprite
1x Willow Elf
1x Goblin Hero
1x Lava Axe
1x Mons's Goblin Raiders
1x Ogre Warrior
1x Trained Orgg
1x Bog Imp
1x Coercion
1x Hand of Death
1x Scathe Zombies

WHAT I CAN GET:

Guru Lands (very sweet)
A $100 gift-certificate (extremely sweet)
A box of Magic boosters (uber-sweet)

WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS:

If any of you are good at teaching people how to play Magic, or help friends with decks, or any stuff like that, you're already a Guru, you just haven't signed up yet. :) Go for it!

WHY I CARE:

Everyone that signs up for the Guru program and names me as the person who got them to do it (ID# 133583) gets me 5 Guru points. 10 Guru points = one Guru land, and a free booster pack. Quite sweet.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU:

Aside from the ability to get rewarded for introducing people to the game? Guru lands, gift-certificates, boxes of Magic...assuming you care about stuff like that.

THE POINT:

Go to tbe website I listed above. Get some free cards. Make me a happy camper by putting in #133583 as the person who referred you. (BTW, unless I'm mistaken, doing that gets YOU 5 points as well.) If you wanna pursue it further and get yourself some cool Guru stuff, gruuvi. If not, that's cool too.

Yes, I am pimping myself off to Magic. Yes, this sounds like a telemarketing pitch. And yes, inside, I'm beating myself senseless for trying to get you to do this for me. But it would be quite kewl.

(Please, nobody tell me what a pathetic loser I am for trying to get you to help me out. I already know.)
 
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Cateran Overlord

Guest
Yes, everyone does get 5 points if they use a number they were referred by, as does the person of that number. I signed up about 2 weeks ago, but it'll be a while before I get my stuff.

SPECIAL NOTE: THE MON'S GOBLIN RAIDERS ARE RARE

Yes, you heard right. You get the almighty RARE white bordered Mon's Goblin Raiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think that's reason enough to sign up :D
 
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theorgg

Guest
Yep.

#4772!
Beat that! HAH!

and to make sure everyone kknows the truth, the gift certificate goes to the student that had a refferal card sent it(one point) and you would get the box.

the drawing is from all of the new-player refferals that have been recieved, so it's pretty small chance in helll that you'll get 'em.
 
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Almindhra

Guest
I'm a guru and a few weeks ago I got my booster and land in the mail...The island is nice...If you want to see what these lands look like go to MTGNews
 
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