I got this e-mail earlier today and I thought I should you all about this monstrosity to mankind.
> Subject: Bad Virus Warning
>
> If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
> immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is
> pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your
> hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
> within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards.
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics
> to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
>
> If you drive a Chevy, it will start missing like a
> Ford. It will program your phone auto dial to call
> only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix
> anti-freeze into your fish tank. It will drink all
> your beer.
>
> For god's sake, are you listening?
>
> It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you
> are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
> with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while
> dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
> billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with
> scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun
> when someone loses an eye.
>
> It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
> active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
> undetectable misspellings that grossly change the
> interpretations of key sentences.
>
> If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
> environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
> your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
> bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
> from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
> your skim milk with whole milk.
>
> PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU
> CAN!
>
> If you don't send this to 5,000 people in 20 seconds
> you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and
> shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that
> will ignite the person nearest you
>
> For Gods sake it will leave your wife pregnant with twins!
>
> ****** Please Send, send, send, send, and send! ********
>
> IN CASE YOU ARE BLONDE, THIS IS A JOKE
Ransac, cpa trash man
> Subject: Bad Virus Warning
>
> If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
> immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is
> pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your
> hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
> within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards.
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics
> to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
>
> If you drive a Chevy, it will start missing like a
> Ford. It will program your phone auto dial to call
> only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix
> anti-freeze into your fish tank. It will drink all
> your beer.
>
> For god's sake, are you listening?
>
> It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you
> are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
> with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while
> dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
> billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with
> scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun
> when someone loses an eye.
>
> It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
> active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
> undetectable misspellings that grossly change the
> interpretations of key sentences.
>
> If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
> environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
> your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
> bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
> from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
> your skim milk with whole milk.
>
> PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU
> CAN!
>
> If you don't send this to 5,000 people in 20 seconds
> you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and
> shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that
> will ignite the person nearest you
>
> For Gods sake it will leave your wife pregnant with twins!
>
> ****** Please Send, send, send, send, and send! ********
>
> IN CASE YOU ARE BLONDE, THIS IS A JOKE
Ransac, cpa trash man
